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10 things we wish had happened on BB
14-08-2005, 07:31 AM
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10 things we wish had happened on BB

And finally............

ZOO Magazine's 10 Things We Wish had Happened on Big Brother

1. Kemal's parents had waved a cutlass at the screen and threatened to kill him on that video.

2. Anthony had turned into a gay and rammed his fingers up Craig's @rse.

3. Vanessa hadn't bothered.

4. They'd broadcast all the unused footage of housemates being racist so we could see how hateful they are

5. Derek had kept order in the house with punishment bummings.

6. Makosi had been pregnant - and had miscarried in Maxwell's bolognaise.

7. BBLB was cancelled and replaced with a proper psychology show.

8. Orlaith + Sam + four-hour lesbian "incident"

9. Kinga had been in since day one

10. Science had been locked in a capsule and had footage of his belligerent idiocy played back to him until he kicked himself to death.
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14-08-2005, 08:22 AM
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10 things we wish had happened on BB
lmfao Sayang!! my two personal faves from that list:



sayangmouse Wrote:And finally............


2. Anthony had turned into a gay and rammed his fingers up Craig's @rse.


6. Makosi had been pregnant - and had miscarried in Maxwell's bolognaise.


I have laughed till I cried reading that list! very funny (and it's ony 9.22 ... I don't do laughig until at least 9.23 usually!)

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14-08-2005, 09:58 AM
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Fantastic list mousey - my two faves are the same as Dol's esp. Number 2 - that would have been hysterical!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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14-08-2005, 02:14 PM
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10 things we wish had happened on BB
Good list and I would like to add just one of my own.

11. That Sam had packed some clothes to take in. (and even occasionally worn them)
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14-08-2005, 03:48 PM
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10 things we wish had happened on BB
sayangmouse Wrote:And finally............

2. Anthony had turned into a gay and rammed his fingers up Craig's @rse.

LOL sayangmouse! Definitely worth some good rep there! Hilarous.

Although with regard the above I personally would have preferred it if:

1. Anthony had admitted to having sex with Makosi, declared his undying love for her (even though he loves himself more) and proposed to her. was there a more-matched couple - both totally shallow and selfish, and in love with themselves

2. The police had turned up to arrest Craig for sexual harrassment and presented him with a restraining order preventing him coming within 50 miles of Anthony.

3. Anthony to have told Craig that he made his skin crawl and it was all act at being his friend and then for him to sock him one!

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