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A Cautionary Tale
18-03-2005, 08:29 AM
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A Cautionary Tale

Ladies or Gentlemen

May I take a moment to offer these words of caution.

When you have taken great care and pride in doing your housework and you look around and it is shining like the proverbial new pin.....take that extra moment and put your cleaning products away in the appropriate place. DO NOT do as this lazy mare did and think, 'I'll put that away later' cos this morning I have one armpit that smells of Soft and Gentle and one that smells of Mr Sheen! :cry:

Yes I left the polish on the dressing table near the deoderant and whilst I was busy laughing my self stupid at Friends, picked up the wrong tin without looking and happily sprayed away.........only when the aroma of Citrus spring wafted upwards did I realise what I had done..... :bag: off to the shower and start again......
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18-03-2005, 08:32 AM
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LMAO, you silly mare :laugh: :laugh:
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18-03-2005, 08:32 AM
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And does it shine umpteen things clean??


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18-03-2005, 08:54 AM
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... well at least you will be dust free!!!Tongue

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18-03-2005, 08:56 AM
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yeeaww! LMHO :laugh: Tell me one thing, does it pass the razor test? :laugh:

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18-03-2005, 11:36 AM
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Heh, it makes me feel better when other people do silly things... it means it's not just me.

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Those who can count and those who can't!
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18-03-2005, 01:25 PM
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LMAO....I am now getting funny looks from the other people in the library...tears are running down my cheeks...Buzz you have made my day! :laugh:

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18-03-2005, 03:53 PM
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Lol Buzz, you daft thing you. Smile

Oh well, at least you didn't polish the mahogany with soft and gentle.
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18-03-2005, 04:27 PM
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Hahaha - after I had picked myself up from laughing I went quickly to the bathroom to move the disinfectant cleaning wipes well away from the Andrex bum wipes - oooh perish the thought Smile
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18-03-2005, 08:24 PM
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Update..........I have put ALL the cleaning equipment back in its righful place now Blush
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