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A small confession
30-12-2004, 04:55 PM
Post: #1
A small confession

to everyone out there I really think it's time to make a small confession.


I am not the super rich, blonde stunner that you see in the picture. Daddy does not own a private jet, I do not have a surgeon at my beck and call or a private accountant in Switzerland.

It has all been a facade to help me fit in. You all appeared so educated (until I started reading what you were posting) and high brow and now I feel really bad about lying to you all.

I am really a short fat brunette from a council estate, i have four children by different fathers and never see any of them as three are in prison.

The new year coming has made me realise that I need to be honest with you all. Can I still attend the ball or should I leave now?
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30-12-2004, 05:26 PM
Post: #2
A small confession
Get out! :mad2:
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30-12-2004, 05:28 PM
Post: #3
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Bogg off...no wonder you smell....pheweee a council estate.

Phah
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30-12-2004, 05:28 PM
Post: #4
A small confession
well i say keep her. it'll be something to throw rotten tomatoes at if we get bored later on :devil:
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30-12-2004, 05:57 PM
Post: #5
A small confession
Get thee mopping up vomit you foul and fetid creature, before I kick thee back into the gutter!!
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30-12-2004, 05:58 PM
Post: #6
A small confession
nest you'll b e telling us you're welsh and you really are a witch!

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30-12-2004, 06:18 PM
Post: #7
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hmmm, on second thoughts maybe we should drown her just in case, if nothing else it will get rid of that bluddy trench stench! :sick:
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30-12-2004, 06:21 PM
Post: #8
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Well thank you all....your compassion to a poor scrubber from a council estate underwhelms me!
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30-12-2004, 06:35 PM
Post: #9
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sorry luvvie, you'll have to go, you're killing the flowers :sick:
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30-12-2004, 06:48 PM
Post: #10
A small confession
Well Ferk the lot of you. I intend to stay and get horribly drunk and shag my way round the room...(I need the benefit money another kid will bring in...) just as that slapper twinkle has been doing all week. I don't care if you don't fancy me..rohypnol(sp) is a great drug and you won't even notice! :devil: unti the CSA are on your backs for the money!


PARTY ON!!!!
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