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Agony Uncle Cockney
28-01-2005, 10:39 AM
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got a problem? no? well make one up

Tell uncle Cockney all about it and I will give you my advice
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28-01-2005, 10:46 AM
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My problem is that people have recently been implying that I waffle on a bit too much - moreso than is necessary....

My other problem is I cannot use any utilities (eg, smilies, Bold type, colour etc - it's becoming a lingering concern of mine that I wish to find a remedy for pronto....

Also, do you know the origins of the that word "pronto"?

And what, finally, is the cockney rhyming slang for "zebra"

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28-01-2005, 11:34 AM
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Woodstock]My problem is that people have recently been implying that I waffle on a bit too much - moreso than is necessary....But you do

My other problem is I cannot use any utilities (eg, smilies, Bold type, colour etc - it's becoming a lingering concern of mine that I wish to find a remedy for pronto....http://www.smileycentral.com/?lang=en go here
[b]And go tools /options /internet options make sure that your privacy setting is set to low

what is properly blocking it is your browser are you using Microsoft internet if you are using one provided by your ISP it may have an option to use its founts it turn it off

get another source of smiley



[/b]Also, do you know the origins of the that word "pronto"? NO

And what, finally, is the cockney rhyming slang for "zebra"[/quote] funny horse

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28-01-2005, 11:40 AM (This post was last modified: 28-01-2005 11:42 AM by survivorfan.)
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My shed is infested with lemmings, what can I do?

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28-01-2005, 11:42 AM
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My husband has become an internerd.


please help me.


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28-01-2005, 11:44 AM
Post: #6
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survivorfan Wrote:My shed is infested with lemmings, what can I do?

Dig a cliff face in front of it

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28-01-2005, 11:46 AM (This post was last modified: 28-01-2005 11:48 AM by Cockney.)
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floopy Wrote:My husband has become an internerd.


please help me.
Offer him sex more often to take his mind off it
[font='Times New Roman']Tell him what your gonna do in the morning and he will be to busy thinking about it all day to go on there

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28-01-2005, 11:52 AM
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Cockney Wrote:Woodstock]My problem is that people have recently been implying that I waffle on a bit too much - moreso than is necessary....But you do

My other problem is I cannot use any utilities (eg, smilies, Bold type, colour etc - it's becoming a lingering concern of mine that I wish to find a remedy for pronto....http://www.smileycentral.com/?lang=en go here
[b]And go tools /options /internet options make sure that your privacy setting is set to low

And what, finally, is the cockney rhyming slang for "zebra"
funny horse[/quote]


Ok your words are as good as gold....I s'pose......

I think I know what the problem is and why it is such, having listened intently to what you had to say (it rang a bell 'cos I fiddled around off-forum, with my standard pc settings, and I did indeed alter the privacy bar. Thanks ever so much for that Cock.

"I've got me Smilies back!.....I got me smilies back!......." (my friends mum used to say "small things amuse small minds...." in a wonderful blunt Yorkshire-ish accent....)

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28-01-2005, 11:53 AM
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Woodstock Wrote:funny horse


zebra = funny horse

ahhh, now I see why they call it "rhyming" slang.......

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28-01-2005, 11:55 AM
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Zebra - a Barbara, as in Barbara & Debra


HTH


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