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19-02-2007, 07:44 PM
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I love rewriting the words to popular songs and would like to dedicate my version of Dido 'White Flag' to Dolores!


"White Bits"

You know I think that you shouldn't dance naked,
Or were a big hat.
But if you didn't do it, I know I'd have to do it
But I don't look good in hats?

I promise I'm not trying to ruin all your fun
Or tell you to stop that

But I will not dance in my slip
And I won't get my baps out and lambada
There will be no white bits on display
I'm too good and always will be

Yes it's hard for you to behave
Mischief runs thick inside your veins
But you've caused nothing but trouble
You understand if I can't talk to you again
But if you live by the rules of S.O.
Then we can be friends again

But I will not dance in my slip
And I won't get my baps out and lambada
There will be no white bits on display
I'm too good and always will be

And when you dance
Which I'm sure you will
With all revealed
You'll have such a thrill
And I'll runaway
Just so ashamed
With my clothes on....

But I will not dance in my slip
And I won't get my baps out and lambada
There will be no white bits on display
I'm too good and always will be



More will follow eventually...unless you all scream 'Stop this nonsence now!':spam-wave:

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19-02-2007, 08:41 PM
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Please Coastie can we have some more?

Bravo. Bravo.

Maureen
Northern angel.

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19-02-2007, 10:40 PM
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This is for all those of you feeling more than a little unappreciated by your employer at the moment and totally peeved at your recent pay review!:angry:

FICKELBACK

"How You Will Find Me"

Wanna make it in the real world
But can I cut it on the pay I'm earning
Pay review is disappointing
I'm sick of waffle without much meaning
And this is how you will find me
This is how you will find me
Claiming income support
This is how you will find me
Claiming income support

It's not like me to worry
But with a mortgage it's a different story
This time my hearts racing
My bank account is close to breaking
and I've been strong, I've been proud,
But now I see nothing but trouble
So come on union rep
Scream "are we getting' paid yet?"

yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no
yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no

It's not like I didn't know that
I joined a job where the pay was lousy
I guess I was just hopeful
That loyalty would be rewarded someday
And this is how you will find me
This is how you will find me
Claiming income support
This is how you will find me
Claiming income support

It's not like me to worry
But with a mortgage it's a different story
This time my hearts racing
My bank account is close to breaking
and I've been strong, I've been proud,
But now I see nothing but trouble
So come on union rep
Scream "are we getting' paid yet?"

yet, yet, yet, no, no
yet, yet, yet, no, no
yet, yet, yet, no, no
yet, yet, yet, no, no

Wanna make it in the real world
But can I cut it on the wage I'm earning
This is how you will find me
Claiming income support
This is how you will find me
Claiming income support

It's not like me to worry
But with a mortgage it's a different story
This time my hearts racing
My bank account is close to breaking
and I've been strong, I've been proud,
But now I see nothing but trouble
So come on union rep
Scream "are we getting' paid yet?" [3x]:assshake:

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21-02-2007, 09:42 AM
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23-02-2007, 08:34 AM
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Even though you BLASPHEMED Chad Kroeger...IT WAS BRILLIANT!!:w00t:

I guess I'm Cornish...:unsure:
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24-02-2007, 03:02 PM
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For all you big busted women out there...

The Sores

Find My Wire

You know that it would be so rude
You know that I would feel so dire
If I went outside with you
Without my bras under wire
Come on baby, find my wire
Come on baby, find my wire
My boobs need to be much higher

The time to laugh at me is through
My boob's drooping into the mire
Nipple chaffing on my shoe
My double E needs support not satire
Come on baby, find my wire
Come on baby, find my wire
My boobs need to be much higher, yeah

My boob is turning black and blue
It's been kicked by a size niner
Blood is staining all my shoe
And you think your babies I will sire
Come on baby, find my wire
Come on baby, find my wire
My boobs need to be much higher, yeah

There can be no breast feeding it's true
You know my boobs beyond repair...
I blame, of course, on you
You could have just found my under wire
Come on baby, find my wire
Come on baby, find my wire
My boobs need to be much higher
My boobs need to be much higher
My boobs need to be much higher…

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22-03-2007, 04:53 PM
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just spotted these - excellent C!!

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04-04-2007, 04:17 PM
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This is a little number I adapted and dedicated to the racers on the 66:33 Ultra race I have just been support crew on!

It's to the tune of Abba's 'Dancing Queen'


It's cold outside and there's ice and snow
But they've got three fifty odd miles to go
They'll be dragging their sleds, wearing thermal things
They'll be close to free…eezing
It's madness of the extreme kind
You could get frost bite on your behind
With temperatures that low, you could lose your mind
You're in no mood for a dance
And if you take a chance…

You could die out there, freeze to death in your underwear
Body freeze, feel the heat from your body flee – oh yeah
You can't walk, you can't sleep, fighting to just stay alive
See that car, watch that steam, it's the hot choc machine

You take a drink, then you defrost
Then you get kicked back out into the frost
The support crew just leave you, alongside the road
And you know it's cold out there
And if you take a chance...

You could die out there, freeze to death in your underwear
Body freeze, feel the heat from your body flee – oh yeah
You can't walk, you can't sleep, fighting to just stay alive
See that car, watch that steam, it's the hot choc machine

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05-04-2007, 11:59 AM
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Tigereye Wrote:just spotted these - excellent C!!

I've only just seen these too! I feel quite honored (I think?!) for having one dedicated to me! (even though I don't know how the original tune goes!!).

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05-04-2007, 02:42 PM
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On Britain's got talent, new programme around June, there's 3 young girls (think they're called "attitude") who sing I wish I was a punk rocker with their own words, slagging of Cowell... amazingly they get through!!

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Those who can count and those who can't!
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