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Car crash
25-11-2004, 03:02 PM
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Car crash

[font='Comic Sans MS']A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely,
this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle
and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are CLEVER, evil bitches. Don't mess with them.
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25-11-2004, 03:21 PM
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LMAO! Brilliant!

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Red"]Before criticising someone, walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes...[/COLOR]
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26-11-2004, 02:40 PM
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That's a good one but i like to think of myself and the rest of the fairer sex as merely clever as opposed to evil!!! lol
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26-11-2004, 03:10 PM
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I used to know a woman who would have revelled in the description clever and evil.

Mwahahahahahahahahaha etc.
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06-12-2004, 08:08 PM
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i dont get it :blink: :glare: :excl:
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06-12-2004, 08:41 PM
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emma Wrote:i dont get it :blink: :glare: :excl:

She wants him to get done for drink driving Emma!! :laugh:

Obviously you are not evil minded enough!!!
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