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Caring & sharing
16-08-2005, 09:43 PM
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Caring & sharing

A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath.

One of them was washing her private area and noticed

that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened,

telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex

will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."


The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the

curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart

rate.

The nurses ran back into the room. "My goodness, what happened?!!!"





The husband said, "I'm not sure maybe she choked?"

"You can put lipstick on a pig...but it's still a pig!!!"
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16-08-2005, 09:44 PM
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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17-08-2005, 07:52 AM
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:laugh::laugh: never mind her choking - I nearly did too!:laugh:

I always cook with wine, and sometimes I actually put it in the food.
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17-08-2005, 09:05 AM
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That took all of 10 seconds to sink in, I quizzicle expression came over my face...slowly...slowly... :ohmy: Think Joey.
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03-09-2005, 10:47 AM
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Why am I not surprised!?? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

TRINITY JEWELLERY - DESIGNS THAT STAND OUT
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03-09-2005, 12:34 PM
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excellent :laugh: :laugh:

:boxing: Angel small steps lead to great things
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