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Caught Short
25-11-2004, 05:07 PM
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Caught Short

Two women friends were caught short while making their way home after a night in the pub.

They were near a graveyard, so one suggested they do their business behind a headstone.

One had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she'd take off her panties and use them, then throw them away. Her friend was wearing rather expensive underwear, and didn't want to ruin hers - but salvaged a large ribbon from a wreath on one of the graves, and proceeded to use it. They then made off for home.

The next day one woman's husband phoned the other's husband and said: "We'd better keep an eye on our wives, you know. Mine came home last night without her panties."

"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck to her bum that read: 'From all the lads at the fire station. We'll never forget you."
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