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Cowboy Roy
03-10-2005, 04:19 PM
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Cowboy Roy

Cowboy Roy always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.

Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.

He walks into the house and says to his wife "Notice anything different about me?"

Bessie looks him over "Nope."

Frustrated, Roy storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked, except for the boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Roy, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Roy yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"


To which Bessie replies:

"Shoulda bought a hat, Roy, shoulda bought a hat"
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03-10-2005, 04:51 PM
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:laugh: Nice one Sea Breeze!! :laugh:

I always cook with wine, and sometimes I actually put it in the food.
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