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Don't want to go to war!
31-08-2006, 08:34 AM
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Don't want to go to war!

A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.
Out of breath, he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your
skirts for a few minutes? I'll explain WHY later!"

The nun agreed...

Just moments later, two Military Police came running up and asked,

"Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her
skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see, don't want to go to Iraq

The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."
The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude, Sister, but
you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have
seen a great pair of balls... I don't want to go to Iraq either!"

TRINITY JEWELLERY - DESIGNS THAT STAND OUT
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02-09-2006, 01:15 PM
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Don't want to go to war!
..............hee
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