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Drunks.
24-05-2006, 09:16 PM
Post: #1
Drunks.

A man and his wife are awakened, at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning! He slams
the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, its 3 o'clock in the morning and pouring with rain out
there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and those
two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed
of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?", calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

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25-05-2006, 09:43 AM
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Drunks.
:laugh: love it.

How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
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25-05-2006, 03:03 PM
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Drunks.
I love it ..MORE!Big Grin
I'm sure I know that chap on the swing.............

'Come away, oh human child, to the waters and the wild.With a fairy hand in hand...for the world is more full of weeping than you will understand.........'
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