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Family Man
09-12-2004, 04:19 PM
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Family Man

Here's another silly song. This one's supposed to be Walt Disney meets the Godfather:

I'm a family man, I can work to a plan,
follow orders, slip through borders,
drop my profile, dodge the Man;
take the knocks and bruises,
keep my inner calm,
rule the urban jungle, perpetrate a scam;
I'm just a good ole fashioned family man.

When you're nervous, mate, an' your pals jus aint aroun',
the odds are stacked against you and the only way is down,
I'll be there beside you laughin, you won't see me frown;
I'll be just about the coolest guy in town.

I can execute decisions, cuss and hurl abuse,
pass exams on Nero's visions,
make you offers that you'd rather not refuse;
laugh at cuts and minor lesions, keep my chin up in the can.
But when you're in a lather you'll remember who I am;
I'm just a good ole fashioned family man.

When the situation's manic 'n' your life aint worth a damn,
they want your guts for garters an they won't respect your Mam;
I'll be there beside you laughin, you can trust me, I'm no sham;
I'll be just about the coolest guy in town.
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