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Grouch - Which Gutter
19-12-2008, 05:06 PM
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Grouch - Which Gutter

So, you've been very quiet. Given you past history, one can only assume that you have been out on the Razz and have been curled up in some gutter somewhere.

Would this be the case?

The ironic thing about life is that no one gets out alive...Huh
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20-12-2008, 03:01 PM
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Hmmm. I smell meet and two vegetables.

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20-12-2008, 04:46 PM
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Isn't that one of the signs of a stroke?
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20-12-2008, 06:23 PM
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Fee For All Wrote:Hmmm. I smell meet and two vegetables.

and dumpling

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22-12-2008, 12:26 PM
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Slipper Wrote:So, you've been very quiet. Given you past history, one can only assume that you have been out on the Razz and have been curled up in some gutter somewhere.

Would this be the case?

Nice of you to think of me Slips.

It all peaked on Friday and that's about it now. (Mind you, dont remember a great deal about Friday evening)

Pats, apparently toast smell is a sign of a stroke.

Mind you, I haven't had a stroke in ages!

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22-12-2008, 12:58 PM
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Groucho Wrote:Mind you, I haven't had a stroke in ages!


Lock yourself in the bathroom with a copy of Penthouse and I reckon you'll be sorted on that score.

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22-12-2008, 02:19 PM
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karenh Wrote:Lock yourself in the bathroom with a copy of Penthouse and I reckon you'll be sorted on that score.

I think he was referring to a strke from 'someone else' rather than anything he may or may not do for him self.





And no - I'm not offering!


And as for Penthouse - I take it you haven't seen a copy of Penthouse recently?? FHM & Maxim are more likely to stimulate any urges for stroking.

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22-12-2008, 03:00 PM
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Slipper Wrote:I think he was referring to a strke from 'someone else' rather than anything he may or may not do for him self.

And no - I'm not offering!

Oh yeah I know that. But in the absence of a willing stroker (and I'm sure he'll be gutted to hear that you're not offering), I was merely suggesting that a spot of DIY might hit the spot.

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23-12-2008, 09:33 AM
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DIY is so samey, though.

It's nice to have a womans touch for these jobs sometimes.

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