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Housemates Jobs after leavin' da 'ouse
22-07-2005, 03:24 PM
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Housemates Jobs after leavin' da 'ouse

Shamlessly stolen from another forum, but looked lots of fun. What do they do next?

Makosi = next face of Chum dog food, she perfects her crying pooch act when she's forced to eat another brand.

Science= joins the circus, his act to show how to have a 1,000 simultaneous conversations with noone else in the room. And........

Orlaith= Panadol ads, dueting with Science..."housemate doing your head in? Take Panadol......"

Craig = next seen in Glastonbury leading a troop of lost souls and wearing a curious mixture of leather S/M gear and a timelord gown. Has a most curious haircut, an extremely large hat and a "C loves A" tattoo just over his bum.

Eugene= Definitely Blue Peter presenter material, possibly advertises PG Tips for a while.

Derek= An evil genius in the next Austin Powers movie...and a tory MP (but not in Norfolk)

Kemal= own line of clothes-wear called the Baby Doll Diva range

Anthony= makes a good living as a cover boy on gay mags

My imagination and creativity isn't working today, and better ones? I'll post our top 10 in the other polls to advertise our championship material (but three or four of the above are ruthlessly stolen, Derek cigar style, so we need our own).
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22-07-2005, 05:07 PM (This post was last modified: 22-07-2005 05:09 PM by Pandora.)
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Housemates Jobs after leavin' da 'ouse
sayangmouse Wrote:Shamlessly stolen from another forum, but looked lots of fun. What do they do next?

Makosi = next face of Chum dog food, she perfects her crying pooch act when she's forced to eat another brand.

Science= joins the circus, his act to show how to have a 1,000 simultaneous conversations with noone else in the room. And........

Orlaith= Panadol ads, dueting with Science..."housemate doing your head in? Take Panadol......"

Craig = next seen in Glastonbury leading a troop of lost souls and wearing a curious mixture of leather S/M gear and a timelord gown. Has a most curious haircut, an extremely large hat and a "C loves A" tattoo just over his bum.

Eugene= Definitely Blue Peter presenter material, possibly advertises PG Tips for a while.

Derek= An evil genius in the next Austin Powers movie...and a tory MP (but not in Norfolk)

Kemal= own line of clothes-wear called the Baby Doll Diva range

Anthony= makes a good living as a cover boy on gay mags

My imagination and creativity isn't working today, and better ones? I'll post our top 10 in the other polls to advertise our championship material (but three or four of the above are ruthlessly stolen, Derek cigar style, so we need our own).

Eugene - Radio Shack or PC World .... you couldnt imagine him anywhere else could you....

Maxwell - In McDonalds wearing a rather silly hat and saying, "Faaaaaaaaahk abaaaaht ! you want fries with that or wot????"

Saskia - she could go and work for the Airbag Testing Centre where lucky young men could be forcibly thrown onto her most famous assets....

Sam - No sorry, I think any job would be too much for this airhead. Given a job as a cleaner she would probably drink the bleach by mistake...

Roberto - give him an accordion and with that cheesy grin he could go around serenading da layyyyydeeeeeezzzzzzz in Italian restaurants...

Derek - the next Trevor McDonald! Trouble is, the news programme would be two hours long, as Derek reads the autocue verrrrryyyy slohhhhhhwwwwwwllllyyyyyy and with utmosssssssttttttttt precisionnnnnnn.

Makosi - I cant better the Chum dogfood advert lol....

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22-07-2005, 05:21 PM
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Housemates Jobs after leavin' da 'ouse
Can I use this thread to complain about ex-housemates jobs after they have left the house? Kate Lawlor ehm? Columnist? Presenter?

Jade ehm model? Role model? Presenter? Columnist?

Michelle and Stuart? Why?

Nadia?? Style review?

Is this the future of society as we know it? Are we all contributing to the evolving media on this site? Yikes!!

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