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I Will Survive
08-08-2006, 03:17 PM
Post: #1
I Will Survive

SING IT GIRLS ( and weep guys) !!! (maybe in your head, if you are
reading this at work!)

Ready... set... go...

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bull****, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now - go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your
little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm
saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey
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08-08-2006, 05:42 PM
Post: #2
I Will Survive
LMAO - shamlessly copied and forwarded to all the ladies in the office! :applause:

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08-08-2006, 06:16 PM
Post: #3
I Will Survive
To the tune of Hallelujah...(theme from Shrek etal...)

Once there was a lonely broad
A ragged dress was all she wore
But then a Prince he came and over threw her
He kissed her quick
Pulled down her knicks to get his kicks
And all she did was cry out Hallelujah

Hallelujah (x4)

Her legs spread wide he needed room
To give her more joy than her broom
His thrusting it was better than the hoover
They rolled around upon the floor
She squealed and smiled as he roared
A satisfied and wild Hallelujah

Hallelujah (x4)

Then there came a knock at the door
The Princes wife yelled 'Get off that whore'
He leapt up and left her cold and naked
Sprawled out on the cold stone floor
She curled up into a ball
And cried 'I wish I hadn't screwed ya!'

Hadn't screwed ya (x4)

The next day she went to the store
Bought a pregnancy test, that was all
Peed on the paddle, it turned blue, oh pooh
She showed the Prince the proof
But he just laughed saying 'I don't know you!'

I don't know you (x4)

Let this be a lesson to you
If a Prince sneaks in your room
He'll shag ya brains but that is all he'll do yeah
As soon as you are deep in the pooh
He'll deny all knowledge of you
And his missus well she's just gonna sue ya

Gonna sue ya (x4)

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