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I've never said this before, but I'm going to say it now.........
30-08-2006, 03:40 PM
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I've never said this before, but I'm going to say it now.........

Loosely based on (well, actually, exactly the same as) the feature Chris Evans used to have on his Saturday radio programme.

I announced in the office today that I was going to buy my brother a birthday card. I said to my friend in the office that this is something she has never said (because she doesn't have a brother). Similarly, I then said I have never referred to anyone as "my sister" (because I don't have one).

This spiralled into a very silly conversation, culminating in Elvis Presley being my love child.

Is there anything you have never said before, but would like to say now?
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30-08-2006, 03:51 PM
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I would like to say "Yes Melissa, football means nothing to me. I am not even interested in watching my lifelong favourite team, Liverpool, play West Ham in the FA Cup Final. You want to go shopping? Yes I would love to come with you, after all, I can see the highlights on match of the day".

:ranting: Never gonna happen!
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30-08-2006, 04:24 PM
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Wayne, Wayne, Wayne. It's not what you won't say, it's what you have never said, but are going to say now! You see?

Whilst I appreciate your enthusiasm in joining the thread with such gusto, I would like you to have another go, please.
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30-08-2006, 04:53 PM
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I've never said this before, but I'm going to say it now.........
Patsy Wrote:Wayne, Wayne, Wayne. It's not what you won't say, it's what you have never said, but are going to say now! You see?

Whilst I appreciate your enthusiasm in joining the thread with such gusto, I would like you to have another go, please.

what you mean something like ...

Patsy is a perfectly pleasant poster and it is always a pleasure reading her posts.


... is that the sort of thing you mean! :kid:

... i only came online to visit Delia's site for tips on how to season a frying pan ...
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30-08-2006, 04:55 PM
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I have never said 'I would love to participate in the Look at my Garden thread'.
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30-08-2006, 04:56 PM
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No, Dolores, it has to be a little less believable.

Maybe something along the lines of "Dolores has offered to baby-sit my new hamster any time, as long as she promises not to eat it."
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30-08-2006, 04:57 PM
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Buzz Wrote:I have never said 'I would love to participate in the Look at my Garden thread'.

............ but are you going to say it now?
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30-08-2006, 04:58 PM
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Patsy Wrote:No, Dolores, it has to be a little less believable.

Maybe something along the lines of "Dolores has offered to baby-sit my new hamster any time, as long as she promises not to eat it."

oh lordy lordy! not another new victim - still it would be a shame to waste the cage!

RIP Geri

... i only came online to visit Delia's site for tips on how to season a frying pan ...
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30-08-2006, 04:58 PM
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Do you not have anywork to do Patsy?

Whilst I am enjoying muchly your thread, I feel you should perhaps be doing something more productive in your emplyoment....
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30-08-2006, 04:59 PM
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Well I've just failed to beat Haydon's score at Space Invaders - AGAIN!

Dol, we are presuming Geri has just left home. Wouldn't blame her.
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