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Irish Pet Shop
28-01-2009, 04:30 PM
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Irish Pet Shop

With apologies to my irish friends....

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over
> to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's
> dem.'
>
> The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
>
> 'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies
> in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry.
>
> The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
>
> Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get
> into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor
> Pass.
>
>
>
> At the Connor Pass , Gerry looks down at the 1000
> foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand
> place.'
>
>
>
> He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each
> shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
>
>
>
> Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all
> the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
>
>
>
> Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes
> his head and says, '**** dat. Dis budgie jumping is too
> ****'n dangerous for me!'
>
>
>
>
>
> THERE'S MORE...
>
> Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at ConnorPass.
>
>
>
> He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge
> of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and
> a shotgun in the other.
>
>
>
> 'Hi, Paddy, watch dis,' Seamus says.
>
> He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free.
>
> He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the
> gun.
>
> Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and
> shoots the parrot.
>
> Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the
> bottom and breaks every bone in his body.
>
> Paddy shakes his head and says, 'And I'm never
> trying dat parrotshooting either!'
>
>
> IT IS NOT OVER YET...
>
>
>
>
>
> Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends
> when Sean appears.
>
>
>
> He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a
> cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken.
>
>
>
> Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself
> off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a
> rock and breaks his spine.
>
>
>
> Once more Paddy shakes his head.
>
>
>
> '**** dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie
> jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting... And now Sean and his
> ****'n hengliding!'

Haydon

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