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Is that a pigeon in your pants...
03-02-2009, 10:52 PM
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Is that a pigeon in your pants...

An Australian traveller raised eyebrows and the suspicions of customs officers after he was found with two live pigeons and an aubergine down his pants.


Customs officials said the 23-year-old man was caught at Melbourne Airport following a trip to the Middle East.

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03-02-2009, 11:04 PM
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Well, if men really do think with what's in their pants he must be really bird brained.


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04-02-2009, 09:31 AM
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I often put an aubergine down my pants, what's wrong with that?

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04-02-2009, 10:40 AM
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Do you cook it first?

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04-02-2009, 01:11 PM
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mmmmm, lightly dribbled with olive oil.....

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04-02-2009, 07:10 PM
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And what's wrong with pigeons down your pants? If the plane is going to crash they can fly you to safety.

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11-02-2009, 12:59 AM
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Just dropped by and it was good to see sfanny and fee contemplating the mertis of aubergines.

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11-02-2009, 04:29 PM
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Fairly rude thanks.

Although you didn't spot me.

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24-02-2009, 05:42 AM
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Fee For All Wrote:An Australian traveller raised eyebrows and the suspicions of customs officers after he was found with two live pigeons and an aubergine down his pants.


Okay perhaps it is just the lack of sleep which, lead to a bit of word association in my addled brain, but I read that as an Australian with two pidgeons and an aboringoni down his pants... :mellow:

What I now want to know is did he put the fruit in his pants so the birds would have something to eat during the flight or was he just trying to come across as a dutch porn star?

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