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Is to much sex ruining Englands chances of winning the FIFA Cup?
22-06-2006, 12:28 PM
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Is to much sex ruining Englands chances of winning the FIFA Cup?

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Well then is it?

Is to much sex ruining Englands' chances of winning the FIFA world cup?

At one time the ladies, I know I witter here, now where were we?

Ah yes the ladies, well they stayed at home, forbidden to tread the airport flight steps to board the airplane with the England squad on board. Isn't it true that the ladies stayed at home and that managers were strict about allowing any visits by wives and girlfriends?

Ladies ladies, are they wearing the team out, or is it that the meer sight of there loved ones is proving just to much of a distraction?

:angel_not

Should we ban Sexual activities before a match?

Who or should we, send them home?

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22-06-2006, 12:32 PM
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Is to much sex ruining Englands chances of winning the FIFA Cup?
Jaynee...are they really allowed bring their other halves with them?
that's gas.
Who pays?
where do they stay...wot about their kids...i'd guess they'd want to bring their kids too.
I guess it applies to ALL teams in the world cup, all other countries.
Hee..it does'nt seem to be ruining some countries chances.

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22-06-2006, 12:37 PM
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Is to much sex ruining Englands chances of winning the FIFA Cup?
I didn't think partners were allowed to go...they certainly aren't allowed in the hotel...as far as I'm aware!

I think they just spend too much time in front of the mirror before coming onto the pitch...I mean who really needs to gel their hair before a game of footie?

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22-06-2006, 12:47 PM
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Is to much sex ruining Englands chances of winning the FIFA Cup?
Did anyone see THAT e-mail of the italian team that is doing the rounds?
You should check it out if ever you get the chance.
Trust me....I know things.

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22-06-2006, 01:50 PM
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Is to much sex ruining Englands chances of winning the FIFA Cup?
Coastie Wrote:I didn't think partners were allowed to go...they certainly aren't allowed in the hotel...as far as I'm aware!

I think they just spend too much time in front of the mirror before coming onto the pitch...I mean who really needs to gel their hair before a game of footie?

Hello coastie,

That will be to aid the styling of designer belly button fluff. :yahoo: :laugh:

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22-06-2006, 01:53 PM
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Is to much sex ruining Englands chances of winning the FIFA Cup?
Aondeag Wrote:Did anyone see THAT e-mail of the italian team that is doing the rounds?
You should check it out if ever you get the chance.
Trust me....I know things.


Hello Aondeag,

Now you've got me wondering....:naughty: :devil:

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22-06-2006, 02:28 PM
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Is to much sex ruining Englands chances of winning the FIFA Cup?
Northern angel Wrote::oops:


Should we ban Sexual activities before a match?

Who or should we, send them home?

Absolutely they should. Did you not see Ronaldo in his first two games? (apparently he has a very beautiful and utterly irresistable 'other half')

Lack of sex increases player frustration. This frustration can then be put to good use against the opposition on the football pitch.:sly: :wallbash:

It's not rocket science. We abstain. We win.:good:

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22-06-2006, 02:29 PM
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I would post it up...but I fear my systems administrator would 'block it'.
Those italian boys sure have the capacity to fill their ....er....football boots.
oh my!
I'm just stepping out for some air now.

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22-06-2006, 07:20 PM
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Aondeag Wrote:I would post it up...but I fear my systems administrator would 'block it'.
Those italian boys sure have the capacity to fill their ....er....football boots.
oh my!
I'm just stepping out for some air now.

Ooh Aondeag,

And oh so many sing and speak the language of love. Oh my heart bleeds.
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Is your systems administrator a spoil sport? Tell him or her you are taking up singing in the office until further notice, as you desire a pin up poster of the Italian squad.

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22-06-2006, 07:29 PM
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Is to much sex ruining Englands chances of winning the FIFA Cup?
Woodstock Wrote:Absolutely they should. Did you not see Ronaldo in his first two games? (apparently he has a very beautiful and utterly irresistable 'other half')

Lack of sex increases player frustration. This frustration can then be put to good use against the opposition on the football pitch.:sly: :wallbash:

It's not rocket science. We abstain. We win.:good:


Hello Woodstock,

There is supposed to be a connection between sexual frustration giving rise to sporting success. I'm just not sure how conclusive the facts are.

Some sportsmen do abstain before an event others not.

Do we hear the cry of 'we want more sex' or that's it 'we're on strike'?

Or is it a case of mad dogs and Englishment go out in the mid day sun?

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