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Jurassic Park - Review
13-05-2008, 11:53 AM
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Jurassic Park - Review

Film for the mentally unbalanced

My goodness, what have we come to? Why oh why must on use the big screen as a scaremongering tactic? Is this what film is like these days?

For a start dinosaurs CAN'T come back to life. To stage a whole film round this premise is bizarre. Are they STUPID or something? (sic)

The acting from those dinosaurs is atrocious, and don't even get me started on the so called performances from the actors. I've seen people more scared at the prospect of picking up a book and READING

If this is what the networks want to throw at us in the future, they need to think again. We don't believe it.

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13-05-2008, 12:02 PM
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Ya beat me to it!

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13-05-2008, 02:26 PM
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Sigh. We really need a little lesson on the use of this (sic) business.

I've seen it twice in here today and both times its been used incorrectly.

I KNOW you're trying to sound intelligent but when you screw up this (really fairly simple) little thing you look like a pretentious fool.

Oh, and Jurassic Park sucked by the way. Nice effects, crap acting, crap story.

On that we can agree, at least.

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13-05-2008, 02:30 PM
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No, actually, I think we need a little lesson in sarcasm.

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13-05-2008, 02:33 PM (This post was last modified: 13-05-2008 02:44 PM by The Curmudgeon.)
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No, we need a little lesson in the successful DELIVERY of sarcasm. As well as learning how to parody someone properly.

But then I've probably just said about four words you don't understand.

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13-05-2008, 02:43 PM
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The Curmudgeon Wrote:But then I've probably just said about four words you don't understand.

I dont understand 'succesful' :mellow:

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13-05-2008, 02:45 PM
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I, ahem, didn't write that.

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19-05-2008, 11:12 AM
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Can you believe 'Jurassic Park IV' is in the pipeline? Talk about flogging a dead horse.
I look forward to your forthcoming review though Mars :thumbsup:

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04-06-2008, 07:52 AM
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The Curmudgeon Wrote:Sigh. We really need a little lesson on the use of this (sic) business.

Now who do I know used it both regularly and correctly in their posts when so few do.....

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