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Ladies/Gents
01-12-2004, 07:17 PM
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Ladies/Gents

:eek: A man on the plane wanted to use the gents but every time he went someone else was using it. After a while the stewardess noted his predicament and suggested he used the ladies but not to touch the buttons mounted on the wall.



He went in and took his seat. Looking around he saw buttons marked thus – WW, WA, PP, ATR. His curiosity got the better of him and he pressed the button WW and warm water washed his bum.



He thought this was a marvelous idea so he pressed the button marked WA and warm air gushed out and dried him bum. He thought the ladies really had it make for them so he pressed the button marked PP and out came a powder puff and powdered his bum.



Waking up in hospital he asked the nurse what had happened. She said you pressed the button ATR that means automatic tampon remover. Your penis is under your pillow and your balls are in a bucket under the bed.
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02-12-2004, 10:41 AM
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: thats quite good :laugh:

I'm not perfect, but im so close it scares me
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02-12-2004, 10:43 AM
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laugh my butt off, i am going to tell my hubby that joke !!!!
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