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Life has taught me...
27-07-2006, 08:07 PM
Post: #1
Life has taught me...

Alcohol renders contact lenses unremoveable.

The spectacular hotel view includes the fans from the restaurant air con :sad:

Never take your shoes off in a bar.

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27-07-2006, 08:14 PM
Post: #2
Life has taught me...
Not to leave the furniture polish on your dressing table next to your deoderant...
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27-07-2006, 10:01 PM
Post: #3
Life has taught me...
Keep your eye on your stars, or someone will pinch them!

"You can put lipstick on a pig...but it's still a pig!!!"
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28-07-2006, 07:53 AM
Post: #4
Life has taught me...
1) It's a very long walk from Farringdon to Waterloo when you've got a few drinks under your belt.

2) Train services can be disrupted by 'adverse weather conditions' even on a warm evening in the middle of summer.

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28-07-2006, 09:10 AM
Post: #5
Life has taught me...
....... air con is the nuts when you arrive home hot, sweaty and the worse for wear.........
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28-07-2006, 02:22 PM
Post: #6
Life has taught me...
that you should never create a scene when your partner spends time with their auld mates without you...........

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28-07-2006, 08:04 PM
Post: #7
Life has taught me...
..it ain't the meat it's the motion...

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29-07-2006, 08:14 AM
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Life has taught me...
....... I'm not 25 any more Sad
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10-08-2006, 04:07 AM
Post: #9
Life has taught me...
not to trust hubby when he says he got your vehicle gassed up so msboy#2 would be driven and escorted into school his first day and you get to see msboy#1 do Senior 'Roll-In' escorted by the County Sherriff's for the first day of High School as a Senior...b/c HE LIED!!!

(I ran out of gas at the end of our main road and all the kin folks passed me by like a pay train passing a tramp!! One cousin and family did stop and take msboy#2 on to school and another did call his dad to call hubby who was sawing logs, and then called aunt accross the road but FINALLY the cousin who called his dad, his mom picked me up as aunt accross road was coming to check on me. I WALKED 2.5 MILES!!!:shocking: I got home and got a couple of cans of gas and drove old 'Bessie' truck up to put gas in my vehicle and then drove back to shower and then good aunt came and took me to my vehicle and I went on to work:sad: and then hubby calls later and asks why I didn't wake him up...DOH, I already did my thing, thank you!! I am woman hear me brag...or is it roar?)

I guess I'm Cornish...:unsure:
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10-08-2006, 09:03 AM
Post: #10
Life has taught me...
Patsy Wrote:....... I'm not 25 any more Sad
It's taken you 30years to work this out??:pimp:
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