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Little Old Couple
05-09-2005, 06:05 PM
Post: #1
Little Old Couple

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonalds one cold winter
evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young
couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly
at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking. "Look, there
is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years
or more!" The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his
order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal.
The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off
of the tray. There was one hamburger, one order of French fries and one
drink. The little old man! unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully
cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. Then he
carefully counted out the French fries, divided them in two piles and
neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the
drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to eat his few
bites. Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were
thinking. "That poor old couple." As the old man began eating his
French fires, a young man stood up and walked to the old couples' table.
He politely offered to buy another meal. The old man replied that they
were just fine. They were used to sharing everything.
Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn't eaten a
thing she just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally
sipped some of the drink. Again, the young man came over and begged them
to let him buy them! another meal. This time, the lady explained that
no, they were used to sharing. As the little old man finished eating and
was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it
no longer and asked again.
After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old
lady, "Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything.
What is it that you are waiting for?"
She answered (scroll down, this is great!):
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"The teeth."


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05-09-2005, 06:42 PM
Post: #2
Little Old Couple
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

I wasn't expecting that!!

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05-09-2005, 06:45 PM
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Little Old Couple
Bless :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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05-09-2005, 08:30 PM
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Little Old Couple
That's horrible - a real dentist joke.:shocking:

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05-09-2005, 09:23 PM
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Little Old Couple
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ................

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06-09-2005, 08:15 AM
Post: #6
Little Old Couple
Thanks for that! I just spat my cereal all over my keyboard! :laugh:

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06-09-2005, 08:25 AM
Post: #7
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Excellent peej - a reet old corker!! :laugh:

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06-09-2005, 12:18 PM
Post: #8
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Bummer I guessed it on the second we share everthing.... :cry:

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06-09-2005, 09:33 PM
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Coastie Wrote:Bummer I guessed it on the second we share everthing.... :cry:
Well you can't please everyone.... :sleep:

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07-09-2005, 06:34 AM
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PJ Wrote:Well you can't please everyone.... :sleep:

Exaclty which is why I think you ought to make more of an effort to please me Peej! :naughty:

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