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Makes you think...
25-06-2006, 03:02 AM
Post: #1
Makes you think...

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100% ?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bull$hit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!

ring any bells anyone?:nerd:

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26-06-2006, 06:54 PM
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goodness me Coastie, are the waters of the Solent in safe hands whilst you are doing these complicated sums?! :ohmy:

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29-06-2006, 08:21 AM
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Dolores Wrote:goodness me Coastie, are the waters of the Solent in safe hands whilst you are doing these complicated sums?! :ohmy:

I am a genius Dol so these sums are a piece of poop to me dear...:nerd:

So c'mon which one are you?

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