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"Man of the House"
17-09-2005, 07:53 PM
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"Man of the House"

A man just got fininshed reading the book 'Man of the House'. He stormed into the kitchen and exclaimed to his wife "I am the man of the house. My word is law. From now on I will be treated as the man of the house SHOULD be treated!" His wife simply stared as he continued to rant. "Tonight you will fix me a wonderful meal, to be followed by a sumptuous desert. Then you will draw me a hot bath so I can relax. Then, DO YOU KNOW WHO WILL DRESS ME AND COMB MY HAIR???" The wife calmly nodded and said "The Undertaker I suppose." :w00t:

I guess I'm Cornish...:unsure:
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