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Men
15-04-2006, 12:53 PM
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Men

1. Men are like ........Laxatives . They irritate the **** out of you.

2. Men are like . Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.


3. Men are like . Weather . Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like ........ Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ....... Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ........ Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like . Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like . Popcorn . . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like . Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like . Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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21-04-2006, 06:17 PM
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:applause: and some people would say so true. Blush

How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
Benjamin Disraeli


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