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Murky Secrets of the BB6 Housemates!!!
12-06-2005, 05:10 PM
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Murky Secrets of the BB6 Housemates!!!

:shutup: Courtesy of New! Mag & Teletext:-

Makosi: Her Father clashed with Dictator Robert Mugabe after his government forced him out of his job, meanwhile Makos was having an affair with Mugabe's nephew (!) The ex cardiac nurse was kicked out of her student halls in High Wycombe for (loudly) receiving gentlemen callers. As Makosi is only allowed to stay in Britain on a work permit, and gave up her nursing job to join BB6 - the Immigration Board are now looking into her case.

Maxwell: Was a "guinea" pig for Endemol for BB5 and The Farm, where he sayed for a few days to test everything out. He was so outrageous that this year the producers decided to give him a go for real (already chosen their winner maybe?). One of his parents is rumoured to be a multi millionaire.

Roberto : Has a passion wagon and has a mattress in the back of his white citroen van (classy).
He has, allegedly, quit his most recent teaching job at a Merseyside school following a complaint of an assault on a pupil. He quit the job on the 10 May before the matter was investigated and then joined the BB6 crew.

Lesley: Has allegedly had over a hundred lovers, according to a "friend". She was engaged at 16, but couldnt remain faithful.

Anthony : A previous conquest has revealed he was such a stud in bed that she had to take the day off work to recover from the all night romp.

Derek : His holiday companion last year was Camilla Parker Bowles. They went riding in Tuscany. Aides close to Camilla are scared he may blab some royal secrets.

Vanessa : Is best mates with Marco Sabba of last years Big Brother. He allegedly groomed her for all her auditions. When the magazine rang him, he said "no comment". Could this explain how the boring, nothing to say, completely dull Vanessa cruised her way into Big Brother, despite having the personality of a budgie?

Saskia : Has allegedly had flings with two footballers.

Craig : Talked his Father, Jonathan, out of going in for Big Brother and then managed to get in himself. When told he was in, Craig tried to persuade the shows bosses to let his dad in too, as a novelty Father and Son team. Mercifully Endemol were having none of it.

Kemal : Security around the BB house has had to be stepped up ten fold, as turkish born Kemal is a belly dancing, cross dressing, bisexual muslim and they are afraid extremists might attack him.

Sam : Had sex with her ex in a cable car in Malaga and on the back row of a cinema. She also had a one night stand with Hell's Kitchen contestant Aaron Siwoku.

Science : Housemates may go through stringent psychological tests, but Police Checks?? Hmmmm. Science - real name Kieron - was done for dealing drugs four years ago when he was 18. These days he is working as an "entertainment entrepreneur" - whatever that is.

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12-06-2005, 05:18 PM
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Pandora Wrote:Lesley: Has allegedly had over a hundred lovers, according to a "friend". She was engaged at 16, but couldnt remain faithful.

All I can say is, there must be a lot of beers consumed in the places this woman frequents.
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12-06-2005, 05:58 PM
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maxine Wrote:All I can say is, there must be a lot of beers consumed in the places this woman frequents.
Either that, or they are all shortsighted and there is no Spec Savers in Huddersfield......... :mellow:

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13-06-2005, 08:34 AM
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Reading all that kind of leads me to my theory that they all are a lazy uncommitted bunch who think that BB is a shortcut to earning money without hardwork.

What they may not have worked out is that their celebrity will burn like a struck match in a Force 12 gale

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13-06-2005, 04:28 PM
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great post. Verrrry interesting.
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