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Musical Boobs Ma'am?
17-10-2005, 09:19 PM
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Musical Boobs Ma'am?

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html?menu=


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17-10-2005, 09:23 PM
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Do they do speed camera detectors ?

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17-10-2005, 10:12 PM
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This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard :shocking:
It's not that difficult to operate normal MP3 players so why go to all this trouble?

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17-10-2005, 10:18 PM
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Fee For All Wrote:Do they do speed camera detectors ?

If they did, at least it would be a useful addition :w00t:
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17-10-2005, 10:21 PM
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So you won't be wanting a nipple in each ear then PJ?

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18-10-2005, 12:33 AM
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Fee For All Wrote:So you won't be wanting a nipple in each ear then PJ?

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I reckon thats the best offer he's had all day Fee... :laugh:

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18-10-2005, 08:06 AM
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Had to laugh at the bit about ....being able to detect Breast Cancer...

What with the Hi-Fi, DVD player and microwave I'd guess it would be a bit more difficult to notice any lumps in there!!!




BTW....How would you change the batteries or would you need solar panels mounted on your shoulders.



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18-10-2005, 08:46 AM
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Perhaps the best implant for the penis would be satellite navigation?

Unfortunately in my case the necessary nano-technology hasn't been developed yet... :laugh:

With this MP3 player I wonder where you're supposed to plug the headphones in???

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18-10-2005, 09:43 AM
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Slipper Wrote:BTW....How would you change the batteries or would you need solar panels mounted on your shoulders.

Probably be powered by a linear motor (like a wave generator) - you'd have to go for a jog to recharge the batteries :devil:

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18-10-2005, 09:51 AM
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Eternity Wrote:Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

You could get them to wire up your nipples to the volume and tone controls. Or if you had a radio built in you could twiddle a nipple to change programmes.

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