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Musical condoms!!
03-10-2006, 06:02 PM
Post: #1
Musical condoms!!

A musical condom has been invented that gets louder as the sex gets more passionate.

Different sexual positions determine what tune is played by the condom
They will cost 20 per cent more than normal condoms. "But people will pay for the extra stimulation," he added.

So novel idea okay - but what tunes do they play?
I thought maybe the 'Flight of the Bumble bee' by Rimskij-Korsakov.
would be cool. [Image: grin.gif]
There are some suggestions around;

1. Come Together, by The Beatles

2. In Too Deep, by Genesis

3. (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction, by The Rolling Stones

4. Lay Lady Lay (Latex), by Bob Dylan

5. Don't You Want Me Baby, by Human League

6. Cum On Feel The Noize, by Slade

7. Jonny B. Goode, by Chuck Berry

8. Protection, by Massive Attack

9. The Only Way Is Up, by Yazz

10. Sheath the One, by Knobbie Williams

But as of yet there are only three tunes you can get:
1/ Happy birthday. (I guess that's okay.)
2/ Wedding march. (How romantic.)
3/ Three little pigs. (WTF!!)
Is there something i'm missing here? [Image: huh.gif]
http://www.bigboycondoms.co.uk/condoms/d...p?cPath=10

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04-10-2006, 06:59 AM
Post: #2
Musical condoms!!
Hahahaha I`ve just been reading about these. I think if I was to use them I would be too busy laughing
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04-10-2006, 07:07 AM
Post: #3
Musical condoms!!
What about...

Boom Boom Shake the Room - Will Smith
Ooops I Did it Again
The Okey Cokey...in out..in out...shake it all about!

and of course...anything by Boney M!:w00t:

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04-10-2006, 07:12 AM
Post: #4
Musical condoms!!
That really sounds like it can't be true....doesn't it?
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04-10-2006, 08:34 AM
Post: #5
Musical condoms!!
secrets Wrote:3/ Three little pigs. (WTF!!)
Is there something i'm missing here? [img]
I`ll huff and I`ll puff

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04-10-2006, 08:36 AM
Post: #6
Musical condoms!!
I see that site also has these very romantic items

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04-10-2006, 08:43 AM
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Musical condoms!!
hardly seems like they should exist - crazy inventors and their weird ideas
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04-10-2006, 11:53 AM
Post: #8
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'Ere Grouch,

You should get over there, you'll be pleased to hear that they do the condom for the smaller man.


Seriously though....Would ANYONE wear any of those? Or let anyone NEAR them with one of those...the Pig faced one is a tad too bizarre even for my sense of humour
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04-10-2006, 11:57 AM
Post: #9
Musical condoms!!
I am not a man (if you thought I was) and what's wrong with just keeping them simple. I find it much easier that way.
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04-10-2006, 12:15 PM
Post: #10
Musical condoms!!
Spencer Davis Group - Gimme Some Lovin' (every day)


ZZ Top
(These are all real ZZT song titles - Ok so the lyrics don't always work but hey)
Backdoor Alley
Backdoor Love Affair
Tush
I Thank You
Enjoy And Get It On
Snappie Kakkie
I Wanna Drive You Home
It's So Hard
Pearl Necklace
Ten Foot Pole
Tube Snake Boogie
Bad Girl
Gimme All Your Lovin'
Sharped Dressed Man
Can't Stop Rockin'
Dipping Low In The Lap Of Luxury
Rough Boy
Sleeping Bag
Velcro Fly
Decision Or Collision
Lovething
My Heads In Mississippi
Cover Your Rig
Fuzzbox Voodoo
Old Man
Bang Bang
Loaded
Zipper Job
Beatbox
Sinpusher
Tramp
Elliminator




I claim my five pounds...
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