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Need to get pregnant?
12-09-2005, 10:33 AM
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- Or not? Take note! :blink:


FERTILITY scientists will be pricking up their ears at the news that a woman who had been barren for several years has conceived thanks to a ride on a particularly fierce rollercoaster.
Nayade Elbing, 28, and her husband Arnold had been trying to have children for several years and had consulted doctors in the hope of scientific help in their quest.


But according to their doctor, Thomas Gent, it was G-force, rather than hitting the G-spot, that made the difference.

After making love at home, Elbing and her husband visited their local entertainment park in Hassloch, Germany, which boasts one of the world's fastest and most acrobatic rollercoasters, dubbed Expedition GeForce.

A week later, tests showed Elbing was pregnant.

"We believe that she conceived due to the G-force of the rollercoaster ride," Dr Gent said.

Cuban-born Elbing has since given birth to Leandro Elias - who has been given a lifetime pass for free rollercoaster rides.

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12-09-2005, 11:15 AM
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Bleedin' Nora!

I spent a fortnight in Florida theme parks and came back up the duff too! There's something in this.

Darn it, I should be entitled to free stuff as well :mad2:


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12-09-2005, 11:40 AM
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i rode me bike home down a hill after a quick bang against a garage door and got pregnant ... mind it was a steep hill!



(j/k ... for all of you who believe I did conceive getting banged up against a garage door!!!!)

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12-09-2005, 12:07 PM
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Dolores Wrote:(j/k ... for all of you who believe I did conceive getting banged up against a garage door!!!!)

I wouldnt put it past you :laugh:

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12-09-2005, 12:10 PM
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Thank God I didn't go on the Dragon Khan.
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12-09-2005, 12:32 PM
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Might I be as bold as to offer my services to any SO ladies who are having trouble getting pregnant?

My rates are very competetive and as someone who has fathered two children, you can rest assured that I'm not 'firing blanks'.

Discretion assured, and all rendezvous will be at a safe location, so no fear of hubby finding out.

RATES.

Quick one against a garage door £50

Course of five treatments in my office £200

DIY pregnancy kit (baster provided) £100

30 minute session on the London Eye (for extra G-force, ticket provided) £100

Please write, or turn up at my office, no appointment necessary (If there is a queue, please be patient):


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*20p turnstile fee, will be deducted from your bill (special offer, September only)

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12-09-2005, 05:21 PM
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survivorfan Wrote:30 minute session on the London Eye (for extra G-force, ticket provided) £100

Your having a larf my love!!

G-force!!!

£100??

Maybe on the tube, or even the thrill ride at the London Dungeons - but the London Eye - no far too public!!!:laugh:

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12-09-2005, 07:21 PM
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Flip Wrote:Your having a larf my love!!

G-force!!!

£100??

OK then half price for moderators and a quick go on the dodgems afterwards.

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12-09-2005, 07:40 PM
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Do you keep your socks on?

I prefer waltzers. Do you think centrefugal force would have a detrimental effect?
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12-09-2005, 07:47 PM
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Waltzers make me sick! :sick: I made a right fool of myself taking my neices & nephews on one time and then had to find a tree to throw up behind! Not nice and not very cool!

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