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No News is Good News
24-11-2005, 06:23 AM
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Just this very moment heard on GMTV that Bournemouth has more pubs and clubs per square metre than anywhere else in the UK (or Britain).

I guess our drinking establishments are getting smaller.....:wacko:

:sun: w o o d s t o c k:beer:
"I'm not a bird, I'm a festival!" :bored:
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29-11-2005, 10:08 AM
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Par Morita is dead!

Yes, the loveable little bloke from Karate Kid I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, VIIII, X, XI, XII, & XIII and other films (let's not typecast) has sadly passed away.

Mr. Miyagi.....you were a star!! (made my 80's you did!)

I believe he has now safely passed on to the next life, in a location somewhere in the proximity of the Daniel Sun.....a land that is free of irksome little bansai trees....

I have only one thing left to say.....















...............ahhh wax on.....wax off.....

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29-11-2005, 12:30 PM
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:mellow:

I'm going to put them through Babel Fish and see if these posts make more sense.

"You can put lipstick on a pig...but it's still a pig!!!"
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05-12-2005, 09:28 AM
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................:mellow:

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05-12-2005, 09:31 AM
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Pat[SIZE=1].........and not "Par"Morita is dead(yesterday's news now)[/SIZE]

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05-12-2005, 09:45 AM
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was driving to work with the radio on and the ridiculous chap hosting the show on Talk Sport was prompting callers by suggesting that Christmas should be renamed. Thought he was joking at first but then realized he was quite serious.

Is this country and its values, customs, traditions, and the rest gradually crumbling apart??

It frightens me to think what kind of environment my daughter will be living in 15-20 years down the line.

I also have a sudden urge to recite the tale of the Three Little Pigs to you all but i'm slightly wary that if i get caught I shall be censored and then imprisoned.

We need new government.....a.s.a.p.

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05-12-2005, 02:42 PM
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Did you vote?

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05-12-2005, 02:47 PM
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Does'nt matter who you vote for...the Government ALWAYS win.
:-(

'Come away, oh human child, to the waters and the wild.With a fairy hand in hand...for the world is more full of weeping than you will understand.........'
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07-12-2005, 08:32 AM
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Damn the bloody government! :kid:
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