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Planet Janet - to win!
30-11-2004, 10:24 PM
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Planet Janet - to win!

She lives in a world of her own - planet Janet - but whatever you think of her she's got more balls than a vet's dustbin after a mass tomcat castration.

She's got a gob full of tombstones Highgate cemetery would be proud of, and a voice sharper than a sack of chisels.

Her hair looks like red loft insulation, and her skin is as wrinkly as an elephant's *rse - and twice as thick.

But I don't care. She's taking no sh*t, she's knocked oily Jeeves the butler down to size, and she is worth ten whining, self-centred Sophies.

I'd like a Joe 'n' Janet final, with the wrinkly old rooster taking the crown.
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30-11-2004, 10:26 PM
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I'm definitely with you on the final 2, and Janet to win!

Vic just said that she wasn't grumpy all the time, so the editing is affecting how strident she seems. :glare:
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30-11-2004, 10:32 PM
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Normal1 Wrote:She lives in a world of her own - planet Janet

Yeah quite ... she is off her rocker, and unfortunately, she lives just down the road from me. She's often seen shopping in Sainsburys.

Vic is her friend - so of course he is going to say she isn't always like that. He's become immune or suffering hearing loss. :devil:

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30-11-2004, 10:51 PM
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Just seen this article about Janet over on the official site...

Janet did porn! :sick: Huh

double standards?

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30-11-2004, 10:52 PM
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It is a little!

I saw it earlier and I was hoping it would be shown on the show tonight - so I'm pretty disappointed it wasn't Sad
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30-11-2004, 10:56 PM
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Haydon Wrote:Just seen this article about Janet over on the official site...

Janet did porn! :sick: Huh

double standards?

Lol Haydon - she kept her clothes on!
Now i could post some pictures of porn -oh no i already did that humppph.:devil:

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30-11-2004, 11:00 PM
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secrets Wrote:she kept her clothes on!
good,I don't to see another kind of jungle :sick: :blink:
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30-11-2004, 11:01 PM
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I don't understand the definition of 'speaks her mind'. Didn't this used to be called 'being rude'?
I think she's an overrated, bitchy, snobby, supercilious woman with a chip on her shoulder.
But I'm sure she'll probably be in the top 3. (Worse luck)
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30-11-2004, 11:18 PM
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Lyndsay Wrote:I don't understand the definition of 'speaks her mind'. Didn't this used to be called 'being rude'?
I think she's an overrated, bitchy, snobby, supercilious woman with a chip on her shoulder.
But I'm sure she'll probably be in the top 3. (Worse luck)


I so agree Lyndsay, there is a fine line between being outspoken and downright rude, and she is definitely on the latter.
You missed out the word 'bully' BTW!
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30-11-2004, 11:35 PM
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Lyndsay Wrote:I don't understand the definition of 'speaks her mind'. Didn't this used to be called 'being rude'?

Lyndsay, you've summed up my feeling exactly. Although I find Janet amusing to watch on IAC and her plain speaking does add another dimension to the group, in real life, I'm sure I wouldn't like her attitude at all.

In Janet's defence regarding the 'porn'. I don't think you can really call it that if she was merely a bit part actress in a slightly risky film and kept all her clothes on.
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