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Richard-isms
06-08-2006, 05:54 PM
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Richard-isms

Is it only Me and Floopy who think Richard is the dogs and deserves to win? :bag:

Check out some of these one-liners and you may change your minds. Personally the comment about Sezer and the chihauhau made me nearly do a little wee............... Blush

Lisa is just an acidic little troll.”

“The rat you should be removing is a six-foot tall scouse rat called Mikey.”

“From now on I’m only going to refer to Grace as ‘evil horse-face Grace’.”

“My first nomination is Imogen. The woman is like genital warts, she just won’t seem to go away.”

“Jayne, you do that one more time and I’m going to rip out your F lungs and shove them up your ass.”

“I’m Glyn from Wales and I’m going to live in a Wales house and marry a Wales woman and have Wales kids…”

(Lisa raging around with fag cravings) "It's nothing a little insect repellant won't solve."


Richard to Grace: Don't worry we don't know what they were chanting
Grace (slightly cheered up): Really?
Richard: Well, apart from your name obviously..........


Looking at all the mess next to Nikki's bed and wearing her bunny ears - "Shouldn't you have brought piggy ears?"

To Sezer..
"It's men like you who make women go out and get vibrators"


To Jayne after her performance on the belching task;
"And you wonder why you can't get a boyfriend???????"


Chatting to Lea about Sezer:
"I can't remember what he looked like, didn't he have one eye higher than the other"?


to Imogen
"You're dull, boring and plastic... now go to bed"


To Nikki:
"Honey you gotta calm down, or you're gonna give yourself an embolism"

About Imogen
Susie: "Imogen's nice"
Dickie: "So's wallpaper until it begins to peel"

About Imogen:
"I'm sure she can get the lobotomy reversed"

To Nikki, on the awful state her sleeping area was in:
You should have bought pig ears; you say I eat like a pig, but you madam live in a pigsty [Nikki collapses in mirth]

On Glyn
"Every time I see that guy naked I feel as if I'm gonna lose my porridge oats"

On the general lack of strapping young chaps in the house:
"I'm gonna complain. I saw some pretty hot guys in the audition. Where are they? Sezer [wretches!] Mikey [wretches] George [wretches!]
Every year the girls are hot and the guys are all mugly, mugly mugly!"


About Grace at the wrap party:
"She'll come up to me and give me an air kiss and I'll offer her a sugar lump....."


Michael: "I don't like being called her and she. I prefer to be eccentric than camp. I like to retain my masculinity."
Richard: (bursting out laffing) "You say that while juggling a big fat stuffed cat!???!!!!!!!!!!"




Michael: When we get out of here, if you see me down Old Compton Street, keep walking on by.......
Richard: I'd do better than that honey, I'd run .......


Richard: "Do you want a hug?"
Jayne: "Yes... No, because I've got bad breath, and smelly teeth."
Richard: "Give her a hug, Nikki.......


Upon seeing the tape round the pool:
"It looks like a crime scene, maybe one of my fellow HM's has been murdered. I could think of a few Id like to see face down in that pool....."


Of Sezer: "That man was like a chihuaha on a fat man's leg.".. (PMSFLLLLLLL)

To Sezer:
"If you could, you would f***k yourself"

In the DR:
"There's a big hunk of pooh under my bed... it's a last act of vengeance from Evil-Horse-Face-Grace, before she left"


To Lea:
Dickie: "Lea I'm ravenously frustrated - do you want 'lesbian' sex with me.... I'll come over and beat you with a wooden spoon"
Lea: " Bless ya luv.... wicked"

To Nikki who has just come out of the shower and sat on Dickie's bed, leaving a damp patch:
Nikki: "It's only a wet bottom patch, Richard"
Dickie: "But it's a naked bottom, a naked wet bottom on my bed..... and look you've left a snail-trail behind.... a little moist present for me!!"
(both have a mega bout of laughing )


Arm wrestling with Sleezer
"Oh dear beaten by a gay man" *smirks*


On Imogen :
"I'm not nominating Imogen this week. Obviously a nuclear winter wouldn't get her outta here, so it'd be a wasted vote"


Spiral "I'd just love to snog Aisleyne... that would be brilliant."
Richard "I think Aisleyne would rather suck a sewer pipe,"




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06-08-2006, 05:58 PM
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Thanks Pan. I have just laughed out loud and spat 'nice n spicy' nik naks all over the keyboard:angry:

I like Richard. I do want to punch his lights out sometimes, but on the whole I like him.....
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06-08-2006, 05:58 PM
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Pandora Wrote:Is it only Me and Floopy who think Richard is the dogs and deserves to win? :bag:


No, I want Richard to win, with Ash 2nd.

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06-08-2006, 06:03 PM
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Fabulous :yahoo:

You missed my favourite though, the one where he said (or sumamt like) 'hmmmm, shall I have a conversation with Imogen or shall I watch paint dry?"

He'd be my bestest friend if I ever met him


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06-08-2006, 06:05 PM
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floopy Wrote:Fabulous :yahoo:

You missed my favourite though, the one where he said (or sumamt like) 'hmmmm, shall I have a conversation with Imogen or shall I watch paint dry?"

He'd be my bestest friend if I ever met him

Haaaaaaaaaaa love it !!! He is deliciously evil and can run rings round them all
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06-08-2006, 06:12 PM
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But also, apart from his damned fine evil streak, he's always the first person to comfort anyone who's having a bad time. After Mikey went on Friday and they were all in shock, Imogen was totally stunned, lying on the sofa in total bewilderment (nothing new there then, but you get me?) and none of her 'friends' went to her, it was Richard who went and chatted to her.

Aisleyne was too usy terying to make it be about her, and Gloon was just being an **** as usual.


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06-08-2006, 06:15 PM
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Richard has really grown on me and after reading through his Richardisms (thanks Pan), I do think he is only one worthy to be the BB winner! :yahoo:

I love his dry sense of humour and I think he is the only that I would enjoy havign a pint with!

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06-08-2006, 06:16 PM
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floopy Wrote:he's always the first person to comfort anyone who's having a bad time.


That is why I like him, he is a nice guy with a wicked soh!

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06-08-2006, 06:22 PM
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Yes he did go over to Imodim and comfort her, despite probably not particularly wanting to.

NB: Just how many times did Imogen say, "Ayyyyymmmm shhhhitttttinnnnnnn' ittttttttttttttt Beb" ??

Does she think shes going out to a firing squad? Huh

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06-08-2006, 06:28 PM
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Pandora Wrote:Does she think shes going out to a firing squad? Huh

Yup, does the silly girl not realise that the one sure way of getting people to boo is begging them not to boo??

I bet her interview with Davina will be rivetting Sleepy


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