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Royal Hospital Visit
13-04-2006, 12:01 PM
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Royal Hospital Visit

The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"

The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."
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14-04-2006, 02:12 PM
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great. A big laugh. I'm telling my friends that one tomorrow!
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14-04-2006, 02:13 PM
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gosh! how rude :ohmy:... and how funny! :w00t:

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20-04-2006, 09:10 PM
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There is so much wrong with this joke...but it is still funny! :laugh:

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