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Rude joke
05-11-2004, 12:39 PM
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A businessman staying at the Ritz hotel in London removes a card from a
phone box. Back at his room he rings the number. A lady answers with a silky
soft voice and asks if she can be of any assistance.

The man says "I would like a blow job,a missionary shag, doggie style, some mild bondage,finishing off with a t*t w*nk . Is that OK" The lady says " It sounds interesting sir, but you might like to dial 9 for an outside line first!"

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05-11-2004, 12:57 PM
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That's not a joke is it? you did that didnt you?
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05-11-2004, 01:53 PM
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You're only saying that because you know I'm a five times a night kind of guy! Wink

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05-11-2004, 07:18 PM
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five trips to the bathroom per night, cos your bladder's not what it was, more like Wink
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05-11-2004, 10:14 PM
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Haha, great one!

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Those who can count and those who can't!
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