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Screwing Frenzy
22-08-2005, 06:10 PM
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Screwing Frenzy

This is a thread for anyone who was planning a night in with a packet of Doritos and actually ended up meeting an attractive stranger on the way home followed by a night of frenzied scr*wing under a hedge to tell us about it.

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22-08-2005, 06:11 PM
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Ill let you know in the morning, who knows - my luck might be in tonight :w00t:

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22-08-2005, 06:12 PM
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Wow SF you didn't waste any time...now the chances of this being me tonight...ermmmmmm :sad:

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22-08-2005, 06:23 PM
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i eat the cheaper Co-op version SF ... does this mean my "shag" story will also be cheap and not to your expensive tastes?

the other week I had the Morrison's version. and I have to say the "shag" that night ... well I don't think it was human!

... i only came online to visit Delia's site for tips on how to season a frying pan ...
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22-08-2005, 06:27 PM
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Dolores Wrote:and I have to say the "shag" that night ... well I don't think it was human!

Did it have batteries Dol.... :bag:

I'm off now...SUT!

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22-08-2005, 07:00 PM
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Must it be under a hedge?

I had some frantic screwing last night when I accidentally pulled off the door of the kitchen cupboard as I reached up for a fresh pack of Doritos. (Cool Original Flavour)

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22-08-2005, 07:12 PM
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survivorfan Wrote:This is a thread for anyone who was planning a night in with a packet of Doritos and actually ended up meeting an attractive stranger on the way home followed by a night of frenzied scr*wing under a hedge to tell us about it.

I have never, never I tell you screwed under a hedge!! I always do it in safety, with goggles and gloves in the garage - so throw water on your distasteful thoughts and get on those knees now!!:glare:

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22-08-2005, 07:15 PM
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Flip Wrote:get on those knees now!!:glare:


OOohhh errrrr missus :laugh:

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22-08-2005, 07:40 PM
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Flip Wrote:get on those knees now!!:glare:

you sure you're not a dominatrix in your spare time Flip :blink:

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22-08-2005, 11:30 PM
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Flip Wrote:get on those knees now!!:glare:

Flip, you cruel, cruel woman.
You just know Sf's in his laderhosen and will scratch his knees to hell on all that bramble under the hedge.

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