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The Bacon Tree
30-08-2005, 09:21 PM
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The Bacon Tree

The Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close
to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the
inevitable,
when all of a sudden...
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet".

"Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".

So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune,
and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.


There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon,
back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured
pig meat you can imagine!!

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".

"Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don't
forget "

"Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like
bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".

And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5
metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a
machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is
clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he
manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.


"Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?"



Pepe...ees not a bacon tree....



Ees.........







Ees.....








Ees.....











Ees.....








Ees, a Ham Bush"

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30-08-2005, 09:28 PM
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Get out. Now.
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30-08-2005, 09:42 PM
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I must admit that it was one that my Dad e-mailed to me......honest :ninja:

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01-09-2005, 07:48 PM
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I second Patsys command...leave now...go and spend a few hours sat in darkened room alone and contemplate exactly what it is you have just done her..then come back and apologise....Go on...off you go! :bye:

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01-09-2005, 08:10 PM
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Grooaaaaaaaaan

That pun is even worse than some of mine!

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01-09-2005, 09:31 PM
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I found it amusing :laugh:

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02-09-2005, 05:00 AM
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PJ Wrote:I found it amusing :laugh:

Peej...I think you need to go and find a dark room also.....go on, off you go! :angry:

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02-09-2005, 01:18 PM
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Coastie Wrote:Peej...I think you need to go and find a dark room also.....go on, off you go! :angry:

Ooh PJ, you've been banished to the same darkened room as me, come on in:naughty:

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02-09-2005, 01:32 PM
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Andrea and PJ in a darkened room together?

I hope there's no porking involved

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02-09-2005, 02:26 PM
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PJ Wrote:I found it amusing :laugh:

Why does that not surprise me, PJ?? :laugh:

Andrea, your coat is on a very shookly nail!!! :laugh:

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