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The Curmudgeon is ILL.
26-11-2008, 08:24 AM
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The Curmudgeon is ILL.

Yes indeed. After my little sleepless night I suddenly found myself shivering with cold and then melting with heat. All day the room's been swimming in front of my eyes. I feel like I'm walking on jelly with legs made from cement and that someone did this to me..

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PMTRbQmPonw

And as Mrs Curmudgeon said, "oh God.. you're really hot" (yeah, I get told that a lot, actually..), so I am now - officially - the Sickest Man in the World.

So now I'm kinda housebound, you'd think I would be in here a hell of a lot more than I have been in the past. Well, maybe - but you know what? I am in no mood for fights. I'm in no mood for arguements or insults or bickering. I'm in the mood for being nestled into a motherly bosom and having my head patted and being told "there there."

So if you think the IHM is mellowing in his old age - don't. I'll be back soon enough, when it doesn't hurt to actually look at the screen (it hurts to look left or right - how weird is that?). Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off for another rancid Lemsip.

Feel sorry for me, won't you?

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26-11-2008, 09:22 AM
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Man flu.....

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26-11-2008, 09:27 AM
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The Curmudgeon Wrote:Mrs Curmudgeon said, "oh God.. you're really hot" (yeah, I get told that a lot, actually..),


So you do dream sometimes then ?

I wish you well soon.

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26-11-2008, 09:52 AM
Post: #4
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karenh Wrote:Man flu.....

ANY reference to man flu demands a viewing of this

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IsvWK_EedLU

"I wanna watch C-beebies"

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26-11-2008, 10:14 AM
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The cure for any ailment known to man is Nightnurse. One swig and then an ample decolletage applied to the forehead hourly.
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26-11-2008, 10:29 AM
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Normal1 Wrote:The cure for any ailment known to man is Nightnurse. One swig and then an ample decolletage applied to the forehead hourly.

Nightnurse almost killed me last year. I felt rough and took some tablets. Then an hour later still felt bad so took more. Then i felt good .... so I thought it would be a very good idea to mosey on down to the pub.

Big mistake. I passed out on the floor. Im not sure whether it was an overdose of the nightnurse or the 1/2 bottle of port that did it - but I felt rough as a badgers ****. My husband had to slap me to bring me round (well, thats his excuse anyway)

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26-11-2008, 12:10 PM
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very rock and roll bons!! I'm proud of ya.

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26-11-2008, 03:18 PM
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I just typed nightnurse into google images (with safesearch off)



I feel considerably better but need to go and have a lie down

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26-11-2008, 04:24 PM
Post: #9
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Try my gran's recipe - rub your head with pig fat.

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26-11-2008, 04:52 PM
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survivorfan Wrote:Try my gran's recipe - rub your head with pig fat.

Now in my head I re-worded that.............in my head you understand

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