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The Farm - Starts the 9th May
08-05-2005, 05:29 PM
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The Farm - Starts the 9th May

Apparently The Farm is back with us next week.

Those "threatening us with their presence" :bored: are :- US Porn King Ron Jeremy (reportedly owning a near ten inch willy - not sure if its his own or one he carries about with him to scare people), Emma Noble, Emma B, Mikey from Phixxx (yes, whooooo?), Tracy Shaw (hmmm cant see this, hasnt she just had a baby?), and - they are trying to get Anna Nicole Smith !!!! Dear God.

So, more car crash TV in the next week or so folks.... Grrrrrrreat :w00t:

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09-05-2005, 08:40 AM
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I saw this advertised in the paper this morning, but it starts at 10:30pm !!!! Why ??? That is my bed time :glare:

I would like to know which Z list celebs are definately appearing to know whether to bother or not. I love Justin and Colin though who are the presenters :w00t:

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09-05-2005, 08:53 AM
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Bonsai Wrote:I love Justin and Colin though who are the presenters :w00t:

I was just about to say I can't stand Justin and Colin the presenters - but I saw them on Jonathan Ross [repeat last night] and they seem quite funny and I sort of like them now - did you know they have been a couple for 20 years now - isn't that lovely??

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09-05-2005, 12:53 PM
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Its a pity The Farm is on so bloomin late on weeknights - 10.30-11 is our bed time if we have to get up for work the next day. I may have a look just to see Tracy Shaw. As for Colin and Justin I quite like the pair of drama queens but their taste in decor is far too avant garde for the likes of me!!
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09-05-2005, 02:14 PM
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I enjoyed the farm last time around - I can't help thinking they are going to have to cut a lot of what Ron Jeremy has to say.....if he really is on it (I haven't heard of another reason for him being in the UK....)
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09-05-2005, 06:40 PM
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Okay, its pretty obvious now why Channel Five have decided to show this at 10.30pm.
The "celebrities" (and I use that term VERY loosely folks) are rumoured to be:-

Ron Jeremy - ex Porn Star, now Porn Producer and owner of the ten inch winkle mentioned earlier. Huh

Ciccolina - Italian Porn star (also an ex MP in Italy believe it or not) who drops her clothes at whim it seems. :shocking:

Dave Morgan - unbelievably theyve asked Jessie Wallaces (Kat Slater's) ex boyfriend onto the programme - is that the bottom of a barrel I hear scraping????? :sleep:

Keith Harris - yes the one with his hand up the birds bum. Still, he should feel at home.

Emma Noble - blonde glamour model

Flavor Flav - US Rap Star who starred in The Surreal Life with Brigitte Neilson in the US, it was a celebrity big brother and they were frolicking naked regularly and even had sex live on TV :bag:

Lionel Blair - the mummified old hoofer himself. He is allegedly a RIGHT grumpy ol git, so it should make for fab telly lol....

Charlene Tilton - Lucy Ewing out of Dallas. Not sure what else she has done, lol.

Emma B - Model and girlfriend of Brian Harvey from East 17 (the poor unfortunate)

Mikey Green - From boyband Phixxx, no idea what he even looks like !!!!

Cant you see why theyve got it on so late??? Given a few vats of wine, we'll have Flava Flav, Ciccolina and Orville on the kitchen table, with Ron Jeremy filming it !!!!!

Im only watching it for Farmer Ryan.... I pray there is a heatwave so he takes his shirt off. :w00t:

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09-05-2005, 10:58 PM
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Okay, its official, Im divorcing Mr P and marrying Farmer Ryan. That guy looked so hot tonight, it shouldnt be allowed..... :w00t:

Anyone catch it tonight?

Its going to be an interesting three weeks eh?

What the hell are those girls going to look like without make up???

How long will it take Mikey from Phixxx to do his hair?

Which one of the lads will be brave enough to share a shower with Ron and his enormous wang??

How will Luvvie Lionel cope without someone constantly pumping up his ego, and come to that, his face????

Should I be ashamed that every time I see Orville, I think, awwwwwwwww Huh (incidentally, he was wearing little tartan pyjamas tonight, and Ive got some the same. But bigger. Obviously.... :bag: )

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10-05-2005, 06:55 AM
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I tried Pan. I really tried. But I was tired and grumpy and by the time the Italian porn star politician woman tottered along the straw path I just couldn't bear my embarrassment any longer. I might look in later though, to see if anyone's tied up and gagged that american gattling gob.
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10-05-2005, 06:57 AM
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Isn't this the programme where Rebecca Loos tossed off a pig? When I heard that I thought there isn't anything that woman wouldn't do for publicity ... tart! Dreadful, dreadful woman!

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10-05-2005, 07:06 AM
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I caught the bit of the show showing Keith Harris and that ruddy duck (I 'ate that duck!) entering the farm house last night....saw two people I didn't know already in there and have lost all interest already.... :mellow:

I shall stick to the Contender for my reality fix....excellent viewing! :thumbsup:

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