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The Fredmeister official dump thread.
20-08-2005, 08:35 PM
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The Fredmeister official dump thread.

I hope no one finds this too crass, but I have a quaint tradition of having one of these threads on every forum I patronize. I like to mark the time and date of an impending movement.

True, true... perhaps I am being a bit hasty in setting this up since I just registered but I do trust that you'll extend me this little novelty so I'll feel right at home.

I don't mind if others would like to participate here and mark their own movements but if there's something wrong with your plumbing and you have excessive movements, I would suggest that you only post a daily synopsis so you don't clutter this thread up with too much crap.

Please don't take this initial message as me having an impending release. I just like to be prepared in case I do visit this place in the future and the urge strikes me.




Yours expectantly Fred.
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20-08-2005, 08:59 PM
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I'm not telling my hubby about this thread otherwise he'd take over it.

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20-08-2005, 09:33 PM
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yes me and Andrea's husband need no extra encouragement to talk about our bowel movements !!

... i only came online to visit Delia's site for tips on how to season a frying pan ...
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20-08-2005, 11:13 PM
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I would like to have one to talk about and when it does happen the turtle head scenario its always halfway round Tesco or in the middle of an interesting conversation or when there is no loo for at least a half mile radius.
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21-08-2005, 12:38 AM
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Go on Maz fess up have you ever cacked your pants?
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21-08-2005, 08:10 AM
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Not since I was four but came very close when in labour after an enema had been shoved up my jacksy. Thankfully they had desisted from this barbaric practice by the time I had my second child.

Now if you are talking peeing them in recent years I fess up.
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21-08-2005, 08:27 AM
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LARF!!!

Do you know I so nearly took a picture of the poo in the potty yesterday, it was branded around the house so all the family could admire and coo, seemed such a shame when we flushed it down the loo.

My own movements are within minutes of waking up and thats usually it. Proper ones anyway, there are other times I have to rush to the loo but thats not for here, more for the ailments thread.

I hope this thread is still going when Patsy returns, she really is the queen of the quest.

Maz - turtle head :laugh:
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21-08-2005, 12:32 PM
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Cat Wrote:LARF!!! Maz - turtle head :laugh:

My eldest is oft heard screaming 'Mother drive faster I am touching cloth!!!'

Thankfully he means his pants and not the car seats!!

I always cook with wine, and sometimes I actually put it in the food.
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21-08-2005, 01:19 PM
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I generally have a very satisfying bowel movement between 0730+0930 each morning (depending on when I get up) - however today is one of those rare examples of when I shall be doing a Thora Herd later in the day. :blink:

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21-08-2005, 03:58 PM
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Well I'm up for anything, and if you really want to know, it's two cups of coffee and three cigs first thing in the morn ... unless of course the morning is a few hours late coz of a late night then its immediately upon waking especially if I have been dreaming the toilet with no doors dream :sick:
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