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The Keeper
29-05-2006, 04:23 PM
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Blimey! Just seen this advertised on TV

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I dont' know what to think.

Sorry thats just the picture...here's the full link.

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29-05-2006, 04:25 PM
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It looks like an acorn cup.

What is it and what does it do? and do I want to know 10 mins before me tea?
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29-05-2006, 04:26 PM
Post: #3
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I know I'm going to regret asking - but what is it? It looks like the top of a pear, but I imagine it's something sexual, no?
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29-05-2006, 04:27 PM
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Sorry I can't get the link...just type in http://www.femin.co.uk. The sites very busy though.
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29-05-2006, 04:35 PM
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"Keeper - a natural solution for women The Keeper is a re-usable soft rubber cup, which is placed inside the vagina during menstruation and can be used instead of pads and/or tampons."

So then you just pour down the sink/toilet after you take it out? :sick:

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29-05-2006, 04:41 PM
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Or you could tip it out into a measuring jug to see how much you actually do lose, I've always wondered, some months it seems like gallons.

Here's more:

The Keeper is available in two sizes. A- for women who have had children (by vaginal birth) B- for women who haven't had children or have had children by caesarean section C - for dirty slappers with a fanny like a dish plate.
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29-05-2006, 05:54 PM
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...or according to one of the customers on this site, you can use it s an alternative to plant food in your garden :shocking:

Quote:...not only helping your plants to grow, but also giving back to the earth what the Goddess has given to us.

There were a number of very amusing threads on DS some months ago about these.

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29-05-2006, 06:01 PM
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Would it work for hanging baskets I wonder?

I wish I was younger I couldn't feed one basket on my shrivelled womb now.
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29-05-2006, 06:04 PM
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You'd need to take care not to fall off the ladder Cat.:ohmy:

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29-05-2006, 06:05 PM
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Fee For All Wrote:...or according to one of the customers on this site,

Nobody mentions about removing it - its a bathroom nightmare, and what if you forget if its so bloomin comfortable; does an alarm go off or what?
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