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Theo's Holiday Diary
04-07-2006, 12:01 PM
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Theo's Holiday Diary

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[FONT='Courier New']What I did on my summer holiday By Theo Walcott Esq aged 8 1/ 2[/FONT]
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[FONT='Courier New']In [/FONT][FONT='Courier New']Germany[/FONT][FONT='Courier New'] there are lots of castles and some mountains. We are staying in a place called Baden Baden. That's a silly name.[/FONT]
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[FONT='Courier New']Uncle Frank has the same name as his dad, that's silly too. His mum must get their underpants mixed up all the time.[/FONT]
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[FONT='Courier New']On the aeroplane Uncle Sol sat next to me. He got me some sweets and wants to be my friend. He works at the place where I do my YTS, so does Uncle Freddy but him and Uncle Sol are not best friends anymore.[/FONT]
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[FONT='Courier New']Uncle Owen met us at the airport, he talks foreign. Uncle Wayne, Uncle Steven and Uncle David also talk funny. My mum says Uncle David talks like Orville, he is a duck.[/FONT]
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[FONT='Courier New']Uncle Sol says uncle David wears dresses and knickers, and asked me if I had ever worn them. Uncle Sol got me some pop.[/FONT]
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[FONT='Courier New']In [/FONT][FONT='Courier New']Germany[/FONT][FONT='Courier New'] the grown ups are going to play football. My grandad says we beat them in the olden days before my mum was born. That is a long time ago.[/FONT]
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[FONT='Courier New']While the grown ups went to play football, I went shopping with Auntie Vicky and some other girls. She bought me a big ice cream and got herself a little one but she said she was full before she had eaten any and threw it away. She bought lots of shoes and handbags and let me play with [/FONT][FONT='Courier New']Brooklyn[/FONT][FONT='Courier New']. She says she used to be in a pop band and sang me one of her songs. I think she was telling fibs.[/FONT]
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[FONT='Courier New']I told Uncle Sol about my day out with Vicky and he sulked, then he bought me an even bigger ice cream with lots of hundreds & thousands on it, and a flake.[/FONT]
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[FONT='Courier New']All the other grown ups have a girlfriend except Uncle Sol so he plays with me while they go out. Uncle Sven says I must keep Uncle Sol happy - that's why I got taken on holiday.[/FONT]
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[FONT='Courier New']The grown ups went to play Football against somebody called [/FONT][FONT='Courier New']Sweden[/FONT][FONT='Courier New'].[/FONT]
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[FONT='Courier New']Uncle Sol was crying as Uncle Freddy played for them and would not talk to him. Uncle Sol bought me lots of sweets today and some crisps.[/FONT]
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[FONT='Courier New']Uncle Sven is from [/FONT][FONT='Courier New']Sweden[/FONT][FONT='Courier New'] and I heard him on the phone to their boss last night. Uncle Michael hurt his knee and had to go home to his mum for a plaster. Uncle Peter is a giant, a proper giant like you see in books, he is rubbish at football though.[/FONT]
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[FONT='Courier New']Uncle Wayne had a sore toe at the start of our holiday but it got better so they let him play football. Uncle Sol got me a present but I do not like it. He says all Germans wear leather underpants and I should while we are here. They are too tight for me.[/FONT]
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[FONT='Courier New']All the grown ups started to call Uncle Wayne a potato head who stood on somebody's winkie. He got shouted at by the referee. They are all saying that we have to go home now. Uncle Sol was crying again and I had to sit on his knee to make him stop. He had his mobile phone in his pocket, I think.[/FONT]
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05-07-2006, 10:06 PM
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09-07-2006, 02:16 PM
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Lol! Excellent :applause: Wonder if he will get the chance to go hols with his uncles in 4 years time!?

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20-07-2006, 09:36 PM
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Slipper Wrote: They are all saying that we have to go home now. Uncle Sol was crying again and I had to sit on his knee to make him stop. He had his mobile phone in his pocket, I think.

Crikey that's such a sad account.:cry: I do hope he remembered to bring back home a souvenir splinter of wood or two from the various benches he parked his derriere on, poor little sausage.

Guess it's tough being a World Cup mascot!

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