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Two men out digging for gold...
22-05-2006, 01:49 PM
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Two men out digging for gold...

So, two men are in South Africa digging for gold when one of them slips and drops his drill which ends up chopping his friends leg off.
So he takes his friend to the hospital where the doctors stabalise him.

The friend asks the doctor "Is there any way you can re-attach my friends leg?"

"I'm afraid not" replies the doctor.

At this point the man breaks down in tears and says "I feel so bad at what I've done to my friend. His career's over. I mean, who's going to employ a one-legged gold digger"

The doctor thinks for a moment and says (yep, you guessed it!) "Hmm, you could always try Paul McCartney"

Barrum chish!

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22-05-2006, 02:25 PM
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Two men out digging for gold...
PJ can't you get rid of that computing bashing pic? it makes me feel sick whenever i look at it. :sick: :sick:

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22-05-2006, 08:34 PM
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Two men out digging for gold...
PJ Wrote:At this point the man breaks down in tears and says "I feel so bad at what I've done to my friend. His career's over. I mean, who's going to employ a one-legged gold digger"

The doctor thinks for a moment and says (yep, you guessed it!) "Hmm, you could always try Paul McCartney"

Barrum chish!



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23-05-2006, 09:48 AM
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Two men out digging for gold...
janus abimbi Wrote:Boooo!!!
Gerrrofff!!
(slow hand clap . . . )
Thank you! I'm here til Thursday folks.

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23-05-2006, 12:52 PM
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Two men out digging for gold...
So am I...

Apparently things started going wrong after Paul bought her a plane.


And a ladyshave for the other leg.

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23-05-2006, 02:37 PM
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Two men out digging for gold...
Fee For All Wrote:So am I...

Apparently things started going wrong after Paul bought her a plane.


And a ladyshave for the other leg.
:shocking: :w00t: :applause:
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24-05-2006, 11:48 AM
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Two men out digging for gold...
****hangs head in muted laughter and feigned shame***:pimp:

I guess I'm Cornish...:unsure:
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24-05-2006, 01:52 PM
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Two men out digging for gold...
....till Thursday it is then !

Paul was fed up of her cheating ........



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14-06-2006, 08:12 PM
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Two men out digging for gold...
In a recent interview Paul McCartney was asked if he would go down on one knee again, he said, 'I would prefer if it you called her Heather'.:ninja:
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14-06-2006, 11:07 PM
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Too funny Buzz. If I caouls you some rep I would. :thumbsup:

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