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What Not to Wear
14-12-2006, 07:15 PM
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What Not to Wear

Crop tops and short skirts when you're fat.
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14-12-2006, 08:42 PM
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What Not to Wear
Leggings. Ever.


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14-12-2006, 08:59 PM
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What Not to Wear
Patsy Wrote:Crop tops and short skirts when you're fat.

... or over 21!
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14-12-2006, 09:00 PM
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Low slung jeans if you have a "bit of a tummy". Muffin tops are not a good look.

Polo necked jumpers if you have big tits. It doubles their visual size. Trust me, I know.

Unless you are on the beach, visible belly button piercings / tattoos if you are over 30 are a "no no", even if you have a great body. The average 30+ face does not look under 25 and the "mutton dressed as lamb" look is not a good one.

Any trousers that cling to the crotch and display the old camel foot is a definite "not to wear item".
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14-12-2006, 09:07 PM
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Trousers that are so tight they go up your butt crack. How disgusting is that?? They must stink at the end of the day.:sick:

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14-12-2006, 10:37 PM
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floopy Wrote:Leggings. Ever.

You know I would normally agree here but I have got back into wearing leggings with dresses and it's a good look - never, ever though wear legging with a t-shirt!

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14-12-2006, 10:39 PM
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Best not to wear pigskin lederhosen to a Bar Mitzvah.

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14-12-2006, 10:43 PM
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I would strongly suggest that you never, ever wear a Celtic top in The Ranger Club in Armadale!

And same goes for English tops in Inverleith Park when the World Cup is on.

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14-12-2006, 11:41 PM
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Pleated front trousers on a fat bloke...........apparently! :glare:

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15-12-2006, 08:17 AM
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Bella Wrote:You know I would normally agree here but I have got back into wearing leggings with dresses and it's a good look - never, ever though wear legging with a t-shirt!

I agree! They look fab under a shortish dress or a jersey dress. I've also started wearing them under long, mid-thigh length jumpers with a low slung belt and boots.

I thought I'd left leggings behind in the 80's, but all of a sudden I'm wearing them again. But I wouldn't even consider wearing them with anything that didn't cover my a.rse and thighs - you really do need to be under 21 to get away with that!
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