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Who do you "gently" mock?
29-04-2005, 06:04 PM
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Who do you "gently" mock?

come on what group of people or type of person do you gently mock? I don't mean all out HATE just what amuses you about others?

For me it's "Family cylclists" - you know the type.... mum with baby in carry seat on her bike, dad and two kids on their wobbly bikes, as they ease themselves into a family bike ride .... cos they think it'll get them all out in the fresh air and out together as a family. The bikes are always sparkly and look as though they've never been used before and they all wear shiny new cycle helmets!

I don't know why but they always make me raise my eyes heavenwards cos I'm not really sure what they are trying to prove. You just know they've got a car but think they're jolly good sports for cycling, they don't even appear to be going anywhere, it's just for the sake of it.

Tell me am I unreasonable? and who or what do you despair of?

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29-04-2005, 06:07 PM
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Who do you "gently" mock?
couples with no children but matching kagoules


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29-04-2005, 06:09 PM
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Who do you "gently" mock?
floopy Wrote:couples with no children but matching kagoules

is it imperative that they have no children? say they had children ... would they still be mockable?

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29-04-2005, 06:11 PM
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Who do you "gently" mock?
only if the children had matching ones too.


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29-04-2005, 06:11 PM
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Who do you "gently" mock?
Those that boast about the largest steak they can eat or the hottest curry.
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29-04-2005, 06:12 PM
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Who do you "gently" mock?
People who go jogging on Christmas day.
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29-04-2005, 06:20 PM
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Who do you "gently" mock?
maxine Wrote:People who go jogging on Christmas day.

That must have been a dream Max - no-one, but no-one goes jogging on Xmas Day??:wacko:


I really don't know why I do this, as I am just about that stage - but old people who have flasks of tea, whilst out walking the hills!

I always cook with wine, and sometimes I actually put it in the food.
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29-04-2005, 07:39 PM
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maxine Wrote:People who go jogging on Christmas day.

Actually I would if given the opportunity. I enjoy jogging and the thought of having an hour or so to myself on xmas morning would be bliss.

So shove that up you tight ar$e and smoke it.
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29-04-2005, 08:15 PM
Post: #9
Who do you "gently" mock?
Ageing men with ponytails.

People who think fruit juice is healthy and gleefully drink bucketloads of it without realising they are probably ingesting a whole bagful of sugar.

Small men who drive big cars.

People who bring their ugly children to work to meet their colleagues as if they should really be subject to public scrutiny.
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29-04-2005, 08:18 PM
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Ceridwen Wrote:People who bring their ugly children to work to meet their colleagues as if they should really be subject to public scrutiny.

LARF! When I was in sainsburires earlier...I saw a particularly ugly man..then followed his boys..who were even worse. I thought to myself..should ugly people be allowed to have children. Then thought better.
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