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Words of wisdom.
15-07-2006, 10:16 PM
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Words of wisdom.

Always barbeque your Rainbow trout after your steak.Blush

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15-07-2006, 10:58 PM
Post: #2
Words of wisdom.
I'll keep that in mind, wise one!

I would offer my own priceless words of wisdom, but I am too inexperienced in this world so far...

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18-07-2006, 09:40 PM
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Always ensure that there is a shelf before you go to put something on it Blush

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19-07-2006, 01:56 AM
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Coastie, coastie, coastie... what have you done!? It does sound quite stupid....................... were there lots of people watching you? And laughing?

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19-07-2006, 03:52 AM
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I was in a post night watch daze and I placed the sugar pot (a plastic container no less) on a shelf in my kitchen that didn't exist...it promptly fell on the counter and spilled everywhere...the joys of shift work Fly...the joys of shift work! :wacko:

We have a shredder in the office which has a homemade sticker on it...it reads 'This is not a fax machine'...I am glad to say it was not me who made this particular discovery! :laugh:...again the joys of shifts!

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19-07-2006, 09:51 PM
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Hehe, it's funny when you see a notice like that. Whatever stupid things you may do, you know there's always someone stupider!

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20-07-2006, 08:16 AM
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secrets Wrote:Always barbeque your Rainbow trout after your steak.Blush

Do you have dinner parties? If you do you might find these very true words of wisdom from Christopher Biggins helpful :

My friend Joan Collins once said, "Always do several dinner parties in a row because you'll save on flowers," which is very true. I once had some friends over on the same night as Barbara Windsor. They were starstruck, and even more thrilled when Joan made a late appearance.

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20-07-2006, 12:43 PM
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Don't eat a peach with a hole in it.
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20-07-2006, 05:09 PM
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When pouring orange juice into a glass, ensure the glass is right way up. ie the open end of the glass is pointing up. Blush

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20-07-2006, 05:53 PM
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Don't eat a hole with a peach in it.

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