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03-12-2008, 04:58 PM
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... due to unforseen circumstances

4 tickets for new forest lapland

£30 each

this could be your one and only chance to punch santa, slap an elf and get away with it.

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04-12-2008, 12:15 PM
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alternatively...

visit sf's winter wonderland theme park in easy-to-reach surrey...

special family deal, only £50

'a little bit of xmas heaven right here on earth' ...

santa's grotto
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real elf
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real tigers!
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xmas tree forest
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'all you need is £50 and a bit of imagination ...'

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04-12-2008, 05:45 PM (This post was last modified: 04-12-2008 05:51 PM by survivorfan.)
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Official Announcement: 4th December 2008

With my deepest regret and sincerest apology I am left with no option but to announce that I am forced to close the children's entertainment theme park "SF Winter Wonderland" for 2008 due ( I believe at the time of publishing ) to:

Intentional organised crowd manipulation and event sabotage during and since our first trading weekend.


The unscrupulous and inaccurate negative bias media broadcasts of both local and national press and television companies that contributed significantly to fuelling widespread public concern, frenzy and distraction since the 1st December 2008.


What I believe to be a wholly illegal action by the credit merchant company called "Haydon Rouse Internet Trading and Rip-Off Merchants" of seizing /withdrawing all funds without notice from the SF Winter Wonderland Ltd bank account leaving us completely unable to trade.
For all people wishing to claim financial reimbursement I can only advise ( at the time of writing ) that you write to us for further information on this important matter.
Please address all correspondence (enclosing £20 in used notes to cover our 'express service')to

The Chief High Elf
3rd Cubicle From the Left
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Waterloo Station WC1

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04-12-2008, 06:02 PM
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I only took what was rightfully mine.

Haydon

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04-12-2008, 06:36 PM
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Aren't you supposed to be wearing your pink sling?[Image: santa_drunk.gif]

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07-12-2008, 12:55 PM
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That's an old picture, that red sling has washed out to a nice pale pink now

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07-12-2008, 06:21 PM
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... I have some nice pigs for sale, very healthy, from my Dublin farm. Would butcher up nicely for Xmas, or make good pets.

Offers?

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07-12-2008, 07:09 PM
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I'll swap you it for a ticket for a book signing?

He's got prior engagements apparently. Rubbish excuse if you ask me.

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