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28-04-2009, 08:56 AM
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Do you look like this?

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If you do you have SWINE FLU. Stay indoors and don't eat bacon.

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28-04-2009, 01:30 PM
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'Two legs bad...four legs..well...BAD also.And two wings bad too.....' Hell...we are doomed.!:cold:
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29-04-2009, 07:57 AM
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Leaflets about the swine flu outbreak and how to prevent its spread are to be delivered to every UK household.

Why wait for the government to tell us what to do? Please post your own recommendations here.

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29-04-2009, 08:47 AM
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Don't snog sneezing piggies.

You're not born lazy, it's an acquired skill

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29-04-2009, 09:27 AM
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Well I'm feeling just a little under the weather so it must be Guinea Pig Flu

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29-04-2009, 03:10 PM
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Slipper Wrote:Well I'm feeling just a little under the weather so it must be Guinea Pig Flu

has your face gone streaky?

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29-04-2009, 04:03 PM
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No but I may also have avian flu...........



Would that give me flying pig flu?








In all seriousness the World Health Organisation has gone way over the top on this..........



We all know that Man Flu is the worst thing out there and have they raised that as an issue? No - I bet the WHO is a female only organisation

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30-04-2009, 09:04 AM
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Slipper Wrote:In all seriousness the World Health Organisation has gone way over the top on this..........

You can see, can't you, how they want to be seen to saying the right things, they don't want to downplay it just in case they get blamed for not treating it seriously enough (like Michael Fish and the hurricane), on the other hand they don't want people getting alarmed.

As a result we get the marvellous, contradictory messages from their Dr Margaret Chan ...

it is important "to maintain a level of calm".

(OK that's alright then) - but on the other hand ...

"It really is the whole of humanity that is under threat ..."



Don't panic Captain Mannering, don't panic!!

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