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the cockoo clock...
20-04-2006, 01:05 PM
Post: #1
the cockoo clock...

The other night I was invited out for a night with
> >>"the girls." I told my husband that I would be
> home by
> >>midnight. Well, the hours passed and the
> margaritas
> >>went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit
> loaded, I
> >>headed for home.
> >>
> >>Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the
>
> >>hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,
> >>realizing my husband would probably wake up, I
> >>cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of
> myself
> >>for coming up with such a quick-witted solution,
> in
> >>order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even
>
> >>when totally
> >>smashed . . . 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
> >>cuckoos = MIDNIGHT.
> >>
> >>The next morning my husband asked me what time I
> got
> >>in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem
> p i ssed
> >>off at all. Whew! ! Got away with that one! Then
> he
> >>said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked
> him
> >>why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
>
> >>three times, then said, 'Oh S hit,' cuckooed 4 more
>
> >>times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3
> times,
> >>giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
> over
> >>the coffee table and farted." :laugh: :laugh:
>
(Oh Ladeeeezzzz of Ill Repute...I think I found you personified in a joke!! Heeeeee, xo msgirl)

I guess I'm Cornish...:unsure:
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20-04-2006, 01:14 PM
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I like that one, Jen, but I don't have a coffee table. :bye:
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20-04-2006, 04:21 PM
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Quote:(Oh Ladeeeezzzz of Ill Repute...I think I found you personified in a joke!! Heeeeee, xo msgirl)
And I dont fart!!:angry:
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20-04-2006, 04:40 PM
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Buzz Wrote:And I dont fart!!:angry:
That`s not what I`ve heard !!
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20-04-2006, 04:41 PM
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Ever since you started this thread, I've had the "Cuckoo" song from Sound of Music on my mind, dammit!! :wallbash: :angry:

I seem to remember myself and Mrs Two Bottles performing a rather charming rendition on Friday night, actually. :sleep:

Shut up Buzz, you know you loved it!
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21-04-2006, 12:12 AM
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Seabreeze Wrote:That`s not what I`ve heard !!

LARF!!! You stole my line SB!! Haaaaaa!! I still love you Buzz-bee!!:angel_not

Is that Mrs. TB??? Sounds contagious...eeeewwwwww!!

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