I think we should have a thread dedicated to the hot totty of the show... Jeremy Edwards ........


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Add your support here!!!

To be honest, when they said his name I had no idea who he was. Thought he was a rugby player:blush:

You're not a Holby City fan then !

Phwor phwor phwor :wub: :blush:

You're not a Holby City fan then !
No, after tonight I'm back into ER.

He isn't on it anymore but he was Danny Shaughnessy from 1999-2003 & ex boyfriend of Rachel Stevens (S club 7)

Anyone see the pic in Heat! before Christmas of Jezza strolling through the park with a big sweaty bum crack mark on his joggers? Ewwwww .... sorry he does nowt for me. Too much hair lol ....

I didn't see it Pandora but I would rather picture him like this!


http://www.spunkys.curvedspaces.com/Superstars/jeremy_edwards/images/jeremy2.jpg :wub:


Now I wouldn't kick him out of bed! :wub:

Am I the only one who thought the whole 'romance' with Rachel was a fit-up? He seems EXTREMELY gay to me. :confused:

He's very handsome but in a boring sort of way. :wacko: Well, it makes sense to me! Seems like a nice enough guy though.

I had never heard of him either, he is nice enough looking in a shop dummy sort of a way. Liked his schoolboy humor though, although I think if he puts a pill in Brigette's drink that makes her poo he is going to be leaving the BB House minus his veneered teeth!

have to say, I was GUTTED when I realised HE was the totty Davina was on about......... I can see me having to perv over Bez - the best of a bad bunch!!!!!!

He's very handsome but in a boring sort of way. :wacko: Well, it makes sense to me! Seems like a nice enough guy though.
It makes sense to me Max!

I didn't know who he was and I've never seen him before but he looks like an empty vessel - oh and as for the "cheeky chappy's practical jokes" - puleeeze! Get lost pretty boy - I prefer my men to be a bit rough and ready (and I hope that's how they like their women!!!!!).

I can see me having to perv over Bez - the best of a bad bunch!!!!!!
If you are going to perv over the best of a bad bunch Ceri - surely you mean John!!!!:devil:

As far as Jeremy is concerned, yeah he is a pretty looking bloke, but is too generic for me. You know when they take the best bits of a hundred different cars, and mould them into one 'super car' - this is Jeremy. Instead of leaving him with a big bumper [nose] or square shaped lights [chin] or a boot to be proud of [hmmmm.....??] - no he is too good looking [ and lordy doesn't he know it??]

As far as Jeremy is concerned, yeah he is a pretty looking bloke, but is too generic for me. You know when they take the best bits of a hundred different cars, and mould them into one 'super car' - this is Jeremy.
I hope he never reads this site - cos I'm sure he would take that as a compliment!!! bless him! ... who knows may be he will prove me wrong and turn out to have some substance. ...which is about as likely as Caprice doing the same!!!! :blink:

Anyone see the pic in Heat! before Christmas of Jezza strolling through the park with a big sweaty bum crack mark on his joggers? Ewwwww .... sorry he does nowt for me. Too much hair lol ....


I saw that Pandora, certainly puts him in a new light, from totty to botty!

nice doggy though

Now I like a bit of anglo saxon and have been known in my time to utter a few expletives :laugh: :blush: But why does Jeremy feel the need to swear all the time? He seems to slip a little F word in here and there when it makes no sense whatsoever - it's not funny and it's not clever - shut up Jeremy - are you trying to get a "bad boy" image? No wonder the devine Rachel Stevens left him! Dirty potty mouthed Jeremy!

Now I like a bit of anglo saxon and have been known in my time to utter a few expletives :laugh: :blush: But why does Jeremy feel the need to swear all the time? He seems to slip a little F word in here and there when it makes no sense whatsoever - it's not funny and it's not clever - shut up Jeremy - are you trying to get a "bad boy" image? No wonder the devine Rachel Stevens left him! Dirty potty mouthed Jeremy!

I quite agree Dolores. He just didn't sound right. I can't believe that it's part of his every day vocab.

If you are going to perv over the best of a bad bunch Ceri - surely you mean John!!!!:devil:

As far as Jeremy is concerned, yeah he is a pretty looking bloke, but is too generic for me. You know when they take the best bits of a hundred different cars, and mould them into one 'super car' - this is Jeremy. Instead of leaving him with a big bumper [nose] or square shaped lights [chin] or a boot to be proud of [hmmmm.....??] - no he is too good looking [ and lordy doesn't he know it??]Well said Flip. With Jeremy its a case of I love me, who do you love? No wonder he split from the Stevens woman, all he needs is a mirror.....

I reckon he will have to start wearing a chastity belt by the end of the week, the way Brigitte keeps looking at him. :sick:

Though he seems mild mannered, the silly little boy jokes are swiftly wearing thin, as is the constant cheesey, "god arent I lovely" grin ........ ughhhh get him outttttttt!!!!

Awww I like Jezzz.......

Awww I like Jezzz.......

Well, I guess someone has to!! :devil:

i used to fancy him when he was in hollyoaks but hes always in heat these days with a stupid small dog.

i wonder if he really is in there coz he is a bb nut, coz from where i stand, his career doesnt really need boosting that much, and i heard on bblb that he took fags in to bribe the others and he found the double bed so he seems to know the drill quite well.

dol, i reckon he swears so much coz his best mates are jambo from hollyoaks (dunno his real name but hes in 2pints of lager...) and also lewis from hollyoaks and probably tony as well, so they all seem the type of lads like the ones in the wkd ads and the carling ads.

i used to fancy him when he was in hollyoaks but hes always in heat these days with a stupid small dog.

i wonder if he really is in there coz he is a bb nut, coz from where i stand, his career doesnt really need boosting that much, and i heard on bblb that he took fags in to bribe the others and he found the double bed so he seems to know the drill quite well.

dol, i reckon he swears so much coz his best mates are jambo from hollyoaks (dunno his real name but hes in 2pints of lager...) and also lewis from hollyoaks and probably tony as well, so they all seem the type of lads like the ones in the wkd ads and the carling ads. That dog is like a horrible bulgy eyed rat isnt it Kooky? Apparently Evil BB have given them a task today and poor Jeremy has had his suitcase confiscated leaving him with only the clothes he stands up in ! Brigitte has had her make up bag confiscated (arrrrrrrrghhhhhh :wacko: )

I feel quite sure that Jel will relish strutting around in his bare essentials!!!

First impression was negative i'm afraid, loves himself too much, he may get better, but i think he has a gameplan that is obvious.

First impression was negative i'm afraid, loves himself too much, he may get better, but i think he has a gameplan that is obvious. Its that horrible great big cheesey smug grin that does my head in. I want to punch him ! More than John McCririck - and thats saying something !

He is just too aware of the cameras being on him all the time. You can see it in his facial expressions, and he is trying to act (unsuccessfully) all cool and casual.

He's being a total fake!

He is just too aware of the cameras being on him all the time. You can see it in his facial expressions, and he is trying to act (unsuccessfully) all cool and casual.

He's being a total fake! You are so right !!! HOW can people not see this ??

I agree with you lot, some of his comments have been very witty, but I think he is playing to the cameras alot.

Anyone see the show tonight? Caprice, Brigitte and Lisa were really dissing Jeremy to his face, telling him he is a bit snide sometimes. He really didnt know how to cope with it all, as Im sure he mustve thought he would be the male babe of the house and have them eating out of his hand.
This episode, coupled with the enormous fuss the girls then made of Kenzie doing his "forward thrusts", really threw Jeremy. The camera tellingly lingered on his face, while Kenzie was the centre of attention and that vile smug cheesy grin had positively meltedddddddddddd off Jeremys face and he looked bewildered and uncomfortable.
1-0 to the girls I think .........:laugh:

1-0 to the girls I think .........:laugh:
Don't like the girly gang one single bit! and individually only like Brig

Don't like the girly gang one single bit! and individually only like Brig Actually, I dont either, but I was loving the fact that Jeremy wasnt, for once, getting it all his own way ! :laugh:

I only actually liked Germaine and Brigitte out of the women. Now Germy's gone :angry: ...

Sorry, I dont know how to do the hidey thing with the spoilers, but here is one about Jeremy. Seems rather paranoid about Rachel doesnt he, especially as he was forever telling everyone that the split was "amicable" .... :unsure: It makes me laugh, slebs go onto Big Brother, with the promise of lots of cash, and are told that their "comfort zone" will be no more and to expect anything. Then they bottle out and threaten to walk when the realisation hits them. Not very bright are they?
Anyway, here is the little spoiler (scroll down)...













** Jeremy's Rachel paranoia

http://images.digitalspy.co.uk/clock.gif Filed: 15:42, Day 7 by Emzi Tingay (http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds7423.html#)

Tonight's Celebrity Big Brother C4 highlights show will reveal the reason behind Jeremy's woes.

The actor fears that, after the arrival of Brigette's mother-in-law Jackie, they may bring in his ex-girlfriend the pop star Rachel Stevens.

Reflecting on the events of the past few days, Jeremy said:"I just think it's a bit rubbish...I'm a bit ****ed off...I don't know what to do."

Although he admitted that he is enjoying himself, he said that he doesn't trust Big
Brother, describing Jackie's arrival was a "low blow" and added that Big Brother might "bring Rachel in to do a performance or something."

Jeremy tells Big Brother that he'd like to leave within the hour.

Obviously Big Brother talked him out of leaving - for now. But will Jeremy's Rachel paranoia mean he'll walk at some point in the future?

Does any clever clogs here know the low down on how long they have to stay to claim their prize money???

I believe they have to stay until evicted - or have won to get their money.


BTW. I id notice Jeremy doing this morning the exact same as Germaine did yesterday before she left. He was outside doing a lot of thinking and I thought then that he wanted to get out.

I honestly think Germaine walked more before they dragged in an Ex of hers than the reasons that she did give. I would not be at all surprised to see another newbie come in at some point!

Listening to her interviews I think she knows she made a mistake in taking things too seriously. When Davina said that John was all jolly at the arrival of Jackie her eyes rolled.

Could be wrong....but I think her 'gut act quick instincts" maybe be a cause of regret.

He dosn't give a toss so why should she.

Loved Germaines comments on some of the women. They were spot on and she was particularly scathing about Lisa.

Jeremy seems to be still around doesnt he? Unfortunately.

Now Im no prude, and can get deliciously sweary sometimes but has anyone noticed that Jeremy seems to suffer the "BB Jason Cowan Syndrome"?

He is constantly checking his reflection in the mirrors while talking to people, always messing with his hair but more annoyingly, seems to feel the need - when talking to the men in the house and is particularly keen to impress, to say f!!k every other word And I do mean every other word !:angry:

I've been pretty indifferent to Jeremy until now.

Tonight thought, I thought his conversation with Kenzie about "the log" was totally hilarious. It made me laugh out loud. Properly! :laugh:

I'm seeing the guy in a completely new and favourable light. I could imagine having a laugh with him!

Or is it only me who finds toilet humour funy..... :blush: ?

I've been pretty indifferent to Jeremy until now.

Tonight thought, I thought his conversation with Kenzie about "the log" was totally hilarious. It made me laugh out loud. Properly! :laugh:

I'm seeing the guy in a completely new and favourable light. I could imagine having a laugh with him!

Or is it only me who finds toilet humour funy..... :blush: ? Well I like a good laugh, but just didnt find it particularly funny. Jeremy and Kenzie were laughing like Beavis and Butthead.

There is just something about Jeremy that makes me want to slap him. And I reckon he is gutted beyond words to discover he isnt the totty in the house, and that Kenzie is (as far as the teen vote is concerned)

I've been pretty indifferent to Jeremy until now.

Tonight thought, I thought his conversation with Kenzie about "the log" was totally hilarious. It made me laugh out loud. Properly! :laugh:

I'm seeing the guy in a completely new and favourable light. I could imagine having a laugh with him!

Or is it only me who finds toilet humour funy..... :blush: ?no! I also like toilet humour ..... far more than I should! :blush:

I also thought the conversation was funny and it made me laff outloud too. I thought they were both very funny and seemed very natural laffing like that.

...as for Caprice having the bad manners to announce it to the world that someone had left a log in the toilet :ranting: how rude and how insensitive. We've all left a log in the toilet at some point .... errr havent we?! :blush:

Why was Jeremy sitting in the spa pool on his tod last night while the rest were playing Spin the Bottle and having a laugh?

Why was Jeremy sitting in the spa pool on his tod last night while the rest were playing Spin the Bottle and having a laugh?

Perhaps he didn't want to answer questions about his sex life.

He just wanted to get away from the witches for some peace and quiet - who can really blame him!

Eternity and I have been discussing Jeremy and we have both noticed that he tends to "embroider" the facts rather when telling the other housemates stories.

A few examples of this are his favourite whipping boy/old lady - she that is to be laughed at l(in a nasty little boy way) - Jackie Stallone.

Jeremy reckons that, "she walked in on me hving a shower, she screamed, and I turned around and screamed back". Much hillarity followed this revelation, but unfortunately it wasnt true. It was shown on the live feed quite clearly that Jeremy was showering. Jackie entered and said, "oh what are you doing", he replied, "showering and good morning", she simply glided by and went into the toilet. No screams, no nothing.

Then Jeremy reckons Jackie and he had a confrontation which resulted in her delivering a four letter, really nasty tirade at him. Trouble is, this hasnt been reported on Channel 4's site (and believe me, they would), and no one else on any other forum has either witnessed this "tirade" or made comment on it.

Jeremy reckons that when Jackie went to the loo one night in the dark, she "was bouncing off the walls like a pinball machine" - cue hysterical, convulsive laughter from the embroidering one. Unfortunately for Jeremy, the live feed and the highlights clearly show Jackie negotiate the trip to the loo without putting a foot wrong and the trip back without falling over anything, until she bumped into her bedroom door because she missed the handle. Hardly a human pinball machine eh?

Finally - Eviction Night. Jackie was duly evicted and Jeremy's behaviour upon hearing that she had been evicted was appallingly rude, childish, downright nasty and immature. True Jackie was thrilled to be leaving, but Jeremy's yells of "Yes Yes Yessssssss!!!!" coupled with hip thrusts and punches to the air were frankly, pathetic and insulting. Jackie laughed at first, then realised that he actually meant it and turned away looking hurt.

Little wonder she called him a conceited ass.

Yes, you could tell from day one he is vey narcissistic. No-one could love Jeremy more than he does. Still comes off as batting for the other side to me.

I can't STAND Jeremy. Talk about up your own backside! Did you get him last night saying to Kenzie, "Yeah I could really take on Jackie Stallone, I could totally take her on, I'm far wittier than her, it's just that I've decided not to". Yeah....RIGHT! :laugh: Jeremy is a thick, conceited liar with a totally distorted view of his own importance. I'd really like to smack him straight in the gob! :ranting:

I've been pretty indifferent to Jeremy until now.

Tonight thought, I thought his conversation with Kenzie about "the log" was totally hilarious. It made me laugh out loud. Properly! :laugh:

I'm seeing the guy in a completely new and favourable light. I could imagine having a laugh with him!

Or is it only me who finds toilet humour funy..... :blush: ?
I too found this hilarious :laugh:.....but then I have often been told I have a mind like a sewer :blush:

The rest of the time old Jezza gets on my boobs!

I have to say I have gone right off this guy....

I used to love him when he was in Holby City but now I have seen his true colours, I really don't like him!

He is rude and a bully, both things I detest!

I can't STAND Jeremy. Talk about up your own backside! Did you get him last night saying to Kenzie, "Yeah I could really take on Jackie Stallone, I could totally take her on, I'm far wittier than her, it's just that I've decided not to". Yeah....RIGHT! :laugh: Jeremy is a thick, conceited liar with a totally distorted view of his own importance. I'd really like to smack him straight in the gob! :ranting: Get in the queue Ceri !!!! I still cant believe that he actually said, "Im so much cleverer than her you know. I mean, I couldve taken the p!ss out her everyday but I didnt ....."

In a way I wished he had of done, because Jackie Stallone had what I call selective hearing/slowness and confusion. When the chips were down and someone was actually rude to her face (ie John), she was more than capable of knocking them down a peg or two and showing them up. She'd have wiped the bloody floor with conceited arsehead Jeremy.

In a total fit of the giggles here...............you are so right Pan, she'd have killed him, but he knew that and was only 'brave' after she had gone and it couldn't happen.................moron!!

He has shown himself for the self centred, **** licking, prick that he is. This experience has done him no favours at all.

I overheard him on the live feed saying what he was doing after the show


"blah, blah, me, me, me, white noise, blah, blah .... taking a trip to LA".


I wonder if Jackie will invite him round for dinner?!?! :laugh:
I also wonder if he may have blotted his "actor" copy book in tinsel town as someone earlier said that Jacks is a powerful woman in Hollywood, and if she aint Im sure Sly is (man not woman!)!!

Still if LA give him the kiss off, I;m sure he will say "it wasn't for me, I prefer good old blighty".

Everytime Jeremy opens his gob I turn the sound off. Unfortunately Mr P had the remote tonight, and we were falling about when Jeremy mentioned the crap year he had had, and mentioned the one film he had been asked to appear in. Apparently all his scenes ended up on the cutting room floor ....... best laugh Ive had all night. :laugh:
Caprice said, "oh Im sure it will get better, Jeremeeeeee...." and then John bellowed, "Well it hasnt started off very bloody well has it???" :laugh:

Oh boy! Is that one in for a shock when he saunters out of there thinking he has done so well he is gonna be the next big Hollywood star!


Bwahahahahaha!!!!! :laugh:

I didn't see it Pandora but I would rather picture him like this!


http://www.spunkys.curvedspaces.com/Superstars/jeremy_edwards/images/jeremy2.jpg :wub:


Now I wouldn't kick him out of bed! :wub:

....that's Peter sodding Andre....not havin' it!

I've changed my mind about him - I wouldn't even let him through the door!

He might be handsome on the outside but he is ugly inside!

*ils is determined not to be so shallow and go for the ugly mugs with the soh in future*

Glad to see you've regained your taste ILS :wink2:

Yeh, he's good looking in a very bland teeny bopper sort of way, but I don't find his face in the slightest bit interesting, anymore than I find his personality fascinating. From what I've seen of him, I find him dull, conceited and rude.

Glad to see you've regained your taste ILS :wink2:

Yeh, he's good looking in a very bland teeny bopper sort of way, but I don't find his face in the slightest bit interesting, anymore than I find his personality fascinating. From what I've seen of him, I find him dull, conceited and rude.You can just see him and his little clique of mates laughing at the "fat girl" at a club or picking women to pieces and laughing at their own silly little "in" jokes cant you? He is so vile. And obviously not particularly bright either.

He is from the School of Darren Day, Im afraid.... he reminds me so much of him. Oily, smarmy, loves himself, total mystery to me how or why people find him attractive, opens his mouth and total rubbish comes out of it, conceited, arrogant, full of himself ..... I could go on. Lol.

Pandora I couldnt agree more. I would like to see Jerry-boy's face if ol Sly took exception to the way he treated/spoke to his mom and confronted him, Jerry would cack his pants BIG TIME! I thought the way he treated Jackie, an elderly lady of 80, was totally shameful.

I've had a change of heart towards Jeremy!! :blush:

I've decided in this, the home stretch, I quite like his attitude. He seems laid back and cool (most of the time). He is a "pretty boy" type but I actually think scratch the surface and you may well have a very nice young man. ...... Of course I now wait for him to be a prat and prove me totally wrong!

I'm not saying he's my favourite, but I like him more than I did at the beginning. He's had a few off moments (ie. the delerium at jackie going and his general rudeness to her) but I don't think he's all bad!

she fancies him, she does.

Did you hear Jeremy Big Head yesterday saying everyone was cheering for Kenzie and HIMSELF! Cant stand the plank, he should go NEXT!!!!!

I was awake for ages last night, and hoped that having the live feed on would drive away my insomnia.....it did at 5am!!


However, I was watching these two kids (Jez and Kenz), and to be honest they were acting like 12 year olds who have just dicovered what a penis was for. Caprice eventually stopped them by telling Kenz that his Mum could be watching and he would be embarrassing her!

I know Kenz is still a young lad, and has a lot to learn, the two of them had had a few bevvies, but they were very up themselves on what was going to happen when they won! ie: being mobbed by teenage girls!

Jeremy is delicious but he gets on my bliddy nerves, i hope he goes out next!
he is far to vain and self centred.

Did you hear Jeremy Big Head yesterday saying everyone was cheering for Kenzie and HIMSELF! Cant stand the plank, he should go NEXT!!!!! I couldnt believe he kept going on about that ! "I heard em Kenzie, it was a crowd and they were shouting your name, oh errr and mine ...." ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHH - get the dead eyed, blank faced, wooden, up his own ass, Darren Day personalitied Jezza out nowwww !!!!:mad2:

I suddenly realised that although Jeremy does annoy me he is the only housemate (except for when Kenziw was dressed as Humpty Dumpty, that raised a laugh) who has made me laugh.

I like it when he's in the diary room, he's really funny in there sometimes - when he was talking about how bossy Lisa was as queen he made le laugh out loud!

I'm all for keeping Jeremy in - at the moment the three men are my favourites

I didn't like Jeremy at first, but Im starting to like him.

Thank God the talentless, dead eyed, totally unfunny, "practical joker" has gone.

And just how up himself is he? When he was evicted, did you hear Davina say (it was a bit muffled), "Dont worry about the booing, its pure panto", his reply was, "Oh god, I know that. Im a professional" ..........:unsure: :glare:

What a prick.

Thank God the talentless, dead eyed, totally unfunny, "practical joker" has gone.

And just how up himself is he? When he was evicted, did you hear Davina say (it was a bit muffled), "Dont worry about the booing, its pure panto", his reply was, "Oh god, I know that. Im a professional" ..........:unsure: :glare:

What a prick.

Yeah and when he said it was 'comedy classic' about being rude to Jackie when she was leaving :wacko: He was funny to 11 year old boys, (which lets face it, is why Kenzie liked him). No clever subtle humour, just a completely self-obsessed ****. I really hope Bez wins over Kenzie.

When I think of Jezza, for some bizarre reason this song pops into my head...........


You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and...

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't You?


:laugh: :laugh:

And just how up himself is he? When he was evicted, did you hear Davina say (it was a bit muffled), "Dont worry about the booing, its pure panto", his reply was, "Oh god, I know that. Im a professional" ..........:unsure: :glare:


thanks for that Pan - I wondered what she said! She is such a sycophant - why can't she just say they all thought you were boring and up yerself and that's why they're booing!

I thought his interview was one the worse I've ever seen from either the "professionals" or the "amatuers". he looked completely shell shocked and choked. Mind you it certainly wiped that smug grin off his face didn't it, I've never seen him look so worried and serious.

I'm glad the so called "pretty ones" have gone and I'm glad that whatever happens now that Bez will be in the final three - maybe, maybe even the winner!


BEZ TO WIN!

When I think of Jezza, for some bizarre reason this song pops into my head...........


You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and...

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't You?


:laugh: :laugh:




Carly Simon! Heck, I have that on the old vinyl LP's....:blush:

Trivia of the day

Now she did sing that about someone, who was it??

Winner gets to brag a bit, but only a bit mind!:wink2:

Carly Simon! Heck, I have that on the old vinyl LP's....:blush:

Trivia of the day

Now she did sing that about someone, who was it??

Winner gets to brag a bit, but only a bit mind!:wink2:

Wasn't supposed to be about Warren Beatty?

I thought it was about Mick Jagger.

Actually, I don't anyone actually knows who is was about, do they? I don't think she has ever confirmed who it is.

Actually, I don't anyone actually knows who is was about, do they? I don't think she has ever confirmed who it is.

You're probably right Karen, but I thought it was Warren Beatty too.

Yeah and when he said it was 'comedy classic' about being rude to Jackie when she was leaving :wacko: He was funny to 11 year old boys, (which lets face it, is why Kenzie liked him). No clever subtle humour, just a completely self-obsessed ****. I really hope Bez wins over Kenzie. Did you see the smug, god arent I funny grin swiftly get wiped off his face when Jezza realised that his "comedy classic" against Jackie was actually seen by the GBP, Davina and the studio audience as being about as funny as leprosy. Ive never seen anyone look so uncomfortable in my life !

And despite what he was saying in the house, he looked totally gutted to be out which made his eviction all the more sweet.

Eternity - I think the Carly Simon record was about James Taylor, her ex boyfriend?

Well actually, you are all right, but then again you are all wrong!!


Carly has never revealed who the song was about, it's been a guessing game for nigh on 30 years now, and kept loads of people secind guessing. This from her FanClub site.................

CNN - People In The News - 2004

Paula Zahn : Long ago, you once admitted that it could potentially be a composite of a number of men that were dear to you in your life. Whether that be Mick Jagger, Warren Beatty or maybe even a little bit of James Taylor in there?

Carly: Well, I guess for those who are interested in clues - the name of the person it was about had an "E" in it.

PZ: Oh, well thank you...that's very helpful Carly. That could be Mick, Warren or James. We still have the same three in the pot.

Carly: Maybe I could disclose another letter. OK, it also has an "A".

PZ: (Laughter) Ok, we'll be asking you about this for the next thirty years.

Carly: Well listen, two vowels ain't bad!



Regis & Kelly - 2004

Regis : Isnt' it time for you to tell the world - who's the guy you're singing about? Is it Warren Beatty? Is it Mick Jagger? Or is it me? Tell us!

Carly: If I tell it, it's going to come out in dribs and drabs. And I've given out two letters already, and "A" and an "E". But I'm going to add one to it. I'm going to add an "R", in honor of you.

We were cheering when the smug self satisifed in love with himself Plank JEREMEE was outsted in the surprise eviction on Friday. As much as I dont like Davina his face fell 10 feet when she said he was sitting there becasue he could have been a bit more tolerant towards an old lady (Jackie). You could see him seeing the revival of his career disappearing straight down the pan - couldnt have happened to a nicer bloke!!

We were cheering when the smug self satisifed in love with himself Plank JEREMEE was outsted in the surprise eviction on Friday. As much as I dont like Davina his face fell 10 feet when she said he was sitting there becasue he could have been a bit more tolerant towards an old lady (Jackie). You could see him seeing the revival of his career disappearing straight down the pan - couldnt have happened to a nicer bloke!! You are so right MariaRob - I could not believe how convinced Jeremy was that we all thought his "comedy vileness" toward Jackie was side splittingly funny. As you say, his face fell, and the interview crawled to a standstill as Jezza's face froze, the eyes went all Peter Andre like (ie lights on, nobody home), as it sunk in that Jeremy's practical joker/infantile/immature/cruel style of humour had actually gone down, with the majority of the viewing public, like a rat sandwich. You could see the cogs going round as his face got blanker and blanker as he heard the remnants of his career swirling down the plughole.

I found Jezza's "humour" in the house and especially in the Diary Room particularly forced. Someone should tell him he is far too smarmy, oily and frankly, old to try and get away with the cheeky chappie routine, and that he simply cant pull it off.

Oh I thought Jeremy was OK, and although I can assure you I am not an 11 yr old boy, I found him quite amusing - but then I always go for the public school boy type eg Ben Fogle!! :)

I thought Jeremy was one of the more humourous housemates - I thought he was funny in the diary room.
I didn't like the way who celebrated when Jackie left and didn't find that funny at all - but apart from that I thought he was a good housemate.

I thought Jeremy was one of the more humourous housemates - I thought he was funny in the diary room.
I didn't like the way who celebrated when Jackie left and didn't find that funny at all - but apart from that I thought he was a good housemate.
In his Eviction Interview with Davina, Jeremy quoted the highlighted part above, as "pure comedy genius". :huh:

I, therefore, rest my case. The bloke is a total cock.